My Cultural Life - Sects and Violins

What's Up?

I'm old enough to remember apartheid very well. Before it collapsed, the white supremacist leaders of South Africa banned all foreign journalists from the country in a move that brought widespread condemnation from literally every country on the planet. It was suggested that the white South Afrikaans were doing unspeakable evil to the ethnic majority and not facing scrutiny for it. Does anyone else remember that?

Then how is Israel's banning of foreign journalists in Gaza not exactly the same, with the same fears? Why aren't our press and those of all of the western world not making an issue out of the banning of objective journalism from this strip of land that has been bombed back to the stone age? Why does our press always refer to Hamas as a terrorist organisation but never refers to Israel as a sick, power-hungry bully? Why are they Israeli hostages, but Palestinian prisoners? It suggests that just being Palestinian is a crime and one that we're prepared to go along with.

Many countries regard Israel as the real terrorists here, but you'd be hard pressed to hear about that because here in the UK we have to make people think Israel isn't an ironically Nazi state determined to commit a genocide. It appears no one can see the irony.

A Complete Asshole

Why didn't Timothée Chalamet win the best acting Oscar this year? Because all he had to do was act like a teenager with a chip on his shoulder for two hours and everyone can probably do that... I'd heard so much about Chalamet's performance as Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown; the fact he sang the songs and... er... acted like a young Robert Zimmerman and... um... rode his own motorcycle... Yes, he was okay as Dylan, but the nasal twang was missing from his singing voice and... oh yeah, he mumbled a lot - everyone mumbled; it was like someone reinvented mumblecore films; it was a tough movie to follow despite it being a quite easy narrative. Maybe this didn't clean up at the Academy Awards because it was just a perfunctory adaptation; a reasonable biopic with a smattering of docudrama thrown in for good measure.

Chalamet, as stated, played a young Bob arriving in New York in 1961 because he'd heard that Woody Guthrie (Scoot McNairy) was sick and he wanted to visit him in hospital. This was where he meets Pete Seeger - the godfather of traditional US folk music and someone who identified Dylan's ability straight away. Seeger, played brilliantly by Edward Norton, was in many ways the real star of this film. Looking and sounding like someone normal's dad or uncle, Norton got Seegers down brilliantly; like a cross between Bob Ross and Fred Rogers. The problem with this film is it all needed to be as good as Norton was and it simply wasn't. It soon becomes very clear, very quickly that the talented Dylan is an absolute arsehole, who will cheat and steal (music and ideas) to become famous and when he gets that fame he treats it like it's a problem. Early 20s Dylan was a complete cunt. Whether this is true or just a 'dramatised' version, we only have a handful of people who are likely to remember now and would they tell us how it was really like? This biopic goes up to the fateful Newport folk Festival appearance when Bob and his electric band upset the folk crew by playing rock n roll. 

It's all done extremely brilliantly. James Mangold tends to make excellent films and there was little or nothing wrong with the set design, the casting and the over all feel to the thing... But, it does a very good job of making you not like the legend the movie was about. It paints a very unflattering picture of the former Mr Zimmerman and therefore makes it a difficult film to like... you know really like. I'm going to give it a 7/10, but if I was going to mark it with my heart only, I'd struggle to give it a 5.

Breaking BOOM!

We've started watching Dope Thief; it's a new Apple TV+ show about two petty crims who pose as DEA agents so they can 'bust' small time drug dealers and get away with little or no call back. That is until they do a job that goes violently tits up. Brian Tyree Henry and Wagner Moura as the two petty criminals who bite off far more than they can chew when they bust a BIG deal; one that has undercover police all over it. That is basically the premise of this new show; a cross between Breaking Bad and It Takes Two. The thing is if you were an ignorant drug dealer, if Henry and Moura came swooping into your crib with their (fake) IDs and DEA puff jackets; you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference and that's the thing that makes this ongoing 'side line' so special for the two friends. However, there's always a back story and this time it appears to involve Henry's terminally ill father's girlfriend - played by Kate Mulgrew - and the death of a former girlfriend from maybe 20 years earlier. Moura has a life with a girlfriend, a home and plenty going for him. The two men should be going straight, but with what they've just done, they're looking at going to hell instead. The real DEA are after them and the bad guys are two steps ahead of the law. Three episodes in and it's top notch stuff so far. Yet we hear that Apple TV+ isn't a success and this blows my mind... pound for pound this streaming network produces by far the best TV, er... on TV. I've been saying this for five years and people need to dump shite like Prime and invest their streaming fees on a station that delivers.

Oink

I have watched and reviewed some strange things in my days. Films that made no sense or just felt like I'd wasted a chunk of my life on something unfathomable or just badly made. Movies that have been critical successes that just bored me to tears and things that I simply didn't get. I'm not sure Pig falls into any category or list; it was just deeply unusual. Nicholas Cage, a man who has somehow managed to reinvent himself over the last few years, is Rob, a man who lives in a shack, in some woods, who hunts wild mushrooms, specifically truffles and sells them to a young Portland wannabe. He keeps a truffle pig - a valuable asset - and seems happy with his lot. However, when someone steals his pig we go down a familiar path, except unlike, say, John Wick films, Rob isn't ex-special forces; he isn't a secret ninja; he doesn't have special powers. He's just a desperate man searching for his porcine friend. He does have a secret, one that is shocking to some people and there are, seemingly, a lot of fights. This is a film that starts, has a middle section and then ends. It wasn't unwatchable and I'll give it a 5/10 for being 'deeply unusual' and having mushrooms in it. 

God Bothering

Many years ago, the wife watched Dogma because she thought I wasn't interested in seeing it. I managed to survive the subsequent years without being too bothered. Recently, I got an itch to watch it; the wife had no problem watching it again and on completion I wondered what all or any of the fuss was about. It's a rather stupid movie, with some dodgy acting, a pretty impressive cast and... er... not much else, really. It must have spent all of its budget on the stars because anything that required money being spent on it happened off camera. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck play two earthbound angels, banished from heaven, who are desperate to get back. When they hear about some Catholic idea that allows them to create a loophole in God's wisdom and allow them to go home... the problem is to execute it would mean the end of everything. So, aided by a number of ethereal and non-ethereal beings - Metatron (Alan Rickman), Muse (Salma Hayek), The 13th Apostle (Chris Rock), Jay and Silent Bob - Linda Fiorentina (the most recent descendant of Christ's family) must try to prevent the two fallen angels from ending existence. The idea is to play with the concept of 'dogma' to the nth degree while giving it a contemporary religious metaphor to make it both an interesting narrative and try to show how ludicrous religious doctrine is. It was two hours of my life I'm never getting back. 4/10 just. 

Hospital Hijinks

There's almost a more interesting story about this film than the film itself. Made in 2001, Session 9 is the story of a asbestos clearing crew who win the contract to clear out an old, sprawling mental hospital. They win the contract because the gang leader - Peter Mullan - says he can do it in record time for a big bonus. His number two - David Caruso - isn't so sure, but it's difficult to determine because you don't really know when this movie stops being reality and starts being whatever is going on inside the main protagonist's mind. This is the thing, to properly understand this you probably have to give the entire story away and while it's unlikely that this will turn up on a streaming platform of find its way to Film 4, I don't really want to do that.

I will, however, tell you that originally the movie had a subplot about an ex-patient who lives near the abandoned hospital who watches the crew from a distance. Ultimately she kills the member of the crew that has lost his marbles. However, while this was in the original cinema release, it has since disappeared from the edit and the film is now 95 minutes long and doesn't have that part or, indeed, other bits that were filmed. So, despite one of the crew finding and listening to tapes of psychoanalysis sessions it stops being about the legacy of the inmates and becomes about mental illness and whether the hospital is the cause or if the nutter in the film has already sunk to the lowest depths. The film is on video tape, which makes it look like an old 1990s TV play and there is an element of TV movie about it, but it clearly wasn't that either. It was very creepy, had elements of nastiness and the new 'cut' still works as a psychological thriller, even if it seems like big chunks of narrative have been mislaid. Even so, I still can only give it a 5/10 because it promised much more than it delivered.

The Trouble With Kids

This is a review for Netflix's Adolescence episode one (of four) and might contain spoilers...

As someone who has seen the inside of a custody suite and knows a lot about young adults who have committed crimes, the first part of this four-part series felt all too real. Years of working in Youth Justice meant I knew the kid who was arrested in the opening scene was guilty even if the opening episode was trying to keep details to a minimum. Those details would arrive in the final ten minutes and they would be shocking for anyone not familiar with these procedures. The thing is Netflix hasn't tried to hide facts about this series from being known; they literally advertise it as a drama about the consequences and events around the murder of a teenage girl from the perspectives of various different players, especially the perpetrator. That's almost an understatement. This opener was one of the most powerful, scary and totally believable hour's of TV in years. It is upsetting, annoying and then the realisation that the things you were upset and annoyed about are totally misplaced. This is seminal television. This is doing something extraordinary and at the same time dealing with a subject that no one really wants to be witness to. Adolescence so far is hard, fast and totally bang to rights...

This is a review for Netflix's Adolescence episode two (of four) and might contain spoilers...

The 'action' moves to Jamie's school in the aftermath of the killing. The two lead detectives go there in the hope of understanding what has happened, to find out what happened to the murder weapon and to get an idea of what it's like for a 13 year old kid in an environment of peer pressure and internet grooming (in general, not specific). Ashley Walters looks bewildered for most of the episode as the school kids just do what they want and get little or no discipline from the teachers - which given the circumstances is probably understandable. This was about the first showings of grief and disbelief and the first signs of understanding as Jamie's Instagram account and the mysterious - to the adult police - emojis are solved.

This is a review for Netflix's Adolescence episode three (of four) and might contain spoilers...

This is many ways is the most disturbing of the four parts. This is stark, really disturbing and all credit to the young actor, Owen Cooper, for his chilling and pathetic performance as Jamie. This episode is about his last meeting with one of the child psychologists put on his case; it's also about anger and denial and examines the things I expected this series would - what motivates a kid to do something so horrible and how does he deal with it and the potential consequences. This is, apart from about two minutes, a two-hander, just Cooper and Erin Doherty as his analyst. It is frightening how Jamie's lack of emotional maturity (he is just a kid, after all) is portrayed so vividly and with a degree of incredulity, because even though nasty things like this happen we still want to believe that kids are incapable of it. This was the episode that sealed Jamie's fate and left people in a state of fear.

This is a review for Netflix's Adolescence episode four (of four) and might contain spoilers...

Wow. Just wow. Set 13 months after the murder, this was about mum, dad and sister and how they deal with any one day. If this series had been upsetting, then this was the emotional rollercoaster to beat them all. It examines the tragedy of being the family of a murderer; how the perpetrator of the crime leaves a trail of debris and pain behind. This is what happens when you lose someone but not to death but to a 'real life' horror story. Stephen Graham, who is probably our greatest living actor, the man who in episode one ran a gamut of emotions as he went from disbelief to realisation that something he helped create could do something so heinous, spends this entire episode trying to quell the anger, emotion and sense of having no control. This entire series has been, possibly, the best thing to have been made in the 21st century. There will be far more enjoyable TV shows, but NOTHING will equal the power and impact that this has. It's extraordinary television. Scary, original, tragic, gripping and so so real. You will probably never see anything like it ever again. 10/10

Castle's In Da House

The weird thing about this fourth instalment of Daredevil Born Again is I got the impression it was meant to be the 'comedy' episode. That said, there wasn't really much humour, but there was more than the previous three parts and three Netflix series put together. The fact that Wilson Fisk was on the receiving end of a two-part joke that ended with a Latvian choir's rendition of a Starship favourite proves to me that whoever is writing this is very good at their job. We still haven't seen Daredevil since the opener, but this week we get to see Frank Castle again as the Punisher comes back into the limelight and with a philosophy that Matthew struggles to disagree with. Castle touches nerves that no one else has managed since the death of Foggy and I think we're pretty much told that Castle wasn't responsible for the death of the White Tiger.

Everything about this series is like a game of chess, but the two flies in the ointment are the man who doesn't want to be a superhero any more and the man who is struggling to go straight; we know that both of them are on a collision course. We know that Wilson's tough straight man act is going to bite him on the arse and we know that both he and Matt will end up both hunting for the head of The Muse; the masked 'vigilante' who isn't a vigilante but a nasty killer. This is the best thing MCU TV has done. I loved Loki, but that was really all about the final episode; this has been about every thing from that crushing opening ten minutes in part one onwards. Stunning TV; Marvel's version of The Penguin.

Important Questions

I'm nearly 63. The big issues in my life are how long I have left to live and at what point will I suddenly lose all concept of size and width... While I have slowed down considerably when I drive (and when I say 'slowed down' I don't mean reduced speed, I mean been chilled while I drive and therefore do not allow others to bother me so much), I constantly am in awe of - usually - older drivers in small cars (often a Kia Placenta or some small hatchback) and their inability to be able to drive down a relatively wide road without thinking another, oncoming, vehicle isn't a tank or a combine harvester.

I see this so often up here. People thinking the little Peugeot hatchback they drive is about 20 feet wide. At what point in one's life do we suddenly think the small car or van we drive is actually wider than a Boeing 747? Is it sudden? Or do we just start to see oncoming vehicles as bigger the older we get? I presume these people once had no problem with visual perception? I said to the wife, when I start slowing down, or braking or simply stopping when another oncoming small vehicle approaches me, she has to stop me from driving, because if I can't work out how wide two vehicles and a road is I shouldn't be driving.

The Haunted

It's been nearly 25 years since The Others came out. It, like The Sixth Sense, had a twist that you don't see coming, but when you watch the film again - with hindsight - it takes on an altogether stranger feel. Nicole Kidman plays the neurotic mother of two children who suffer from a photosensitive skin disorder and they live in a huge sprawling mansion on Jersey just after the Second World War has finished. They are awaiting the return of her husband and the children's father - Christopher Ecclestone. The movie is very much an evocative period piece until the father returns, but with little memory and a desire to just remain in his bed. I mean, it had a weirdness about it before then, but when that happens you start to realise there's something else a foot. To make things even weirder, she has just taken on three housekeeping staff, Eric Sykes, Elaine Cassidy and Fionnula Flanagan, who seem to know more than they're letting on. The thing is you view this entirely differently second time around; the things that were creepy or frightening originally are now plausible and the ending is a mixture of resigned and stunning. The thing is it feels long now - at a 110 minutes - it's all very overwrought and stiff upper lip. It's regarded as a classic, but I struggle to give it a 6/10 now.

Castle in the Sky

There is a glaring omission to our Marvel viewing (actually two, but...). We have never watched the two Netflix The Punisher series. The reason is simple, I've never rated the character and after watching all of the dreadful films, the idea of watching 26 episodes of a TV show just didn't appeal (I've never seen the second season of Iron Fist, but that is understandable given how shit the first one was). However with Frank Castle seemingly going to play an important part in Daredevil Born Again, I thought it was time to watch the Punisher's adventures especially as the guy who wrote the Netflix series is also the guy who developed and wrote lots of Born Again. It is relatively slow, but absolutely hardwired with violence. It was like all the Netflix Marvel shows were just warm-ups for this and you can see how the violence in Born Again is of the same ilk. It's much better than I thought it would be.

This Is NOT the End

I'll be watching the third season of Severance on my own. The wife declared assuredly that if it's renewed for a third season I could watch it on my own. She didn't know at this point that a third series was going to happen; I think if she knew this she wouldn't change her mind... This season finale seemed to tie up the entire story without really doing anything at all. A third of this finale was taken up with Mark S and Mark Scout having an existential discussion about their own specific roles in this story, via a video camera. Scout wants his wife back, S wants his life - his own life - not to stop. If Severance has a reputation for being unfathomable then this was it at its finest. 75 minutes of running to stand still as Marks S and Scout conspire to rescue Gemma, while Helly and Dylan ensure that Milchick is tied up and while this is happening Egan and whoever the scientist in the little square room watching the monitors are going ape shit with cryptic exclamations. Every time I thought I might know what's happening it didn't happen and in many ways, because of the bizarre existentialism of the entire idea you could stop watching now and technically say this story ended with many loose ends of things that were perhaps never meant to be known. There is a hint that what happened in this finale might be a really really bad thing for every one and there's a chilling 'You'll kill them all!' exclamation that suggests Lumon might not be the real bad guys, even if they are all bat shit crazy.

What's Up Next?

Only Dope Thief and Daredevil Born Again are current at the moment and what with it being the middle of March I expect TV will remain thin on the ground for a while - it's just that time of the year. There's a dearth of films at the moment as well, or at least there has been.  As usual what I watch is what you will get...

My Cultural Life - A Marvellous Week?

What's Up?

How mad is this world? Despite having a huge amount of people hating him, Elon Musk still commands a massive following amongst idiots and arseholes in the world, who think this vile monstrosity of a billionaire is somehow above the law. Yet Welsh actor Michael Sheen - a man with considerably less wealth than the arsehole from South Africa (where Musk was born, into an apartheid supporting family) - is being castigated on social media for helping poor people and paying off the debts of neighbours and strangers. He's apparently doing it for the fame and to emphasise his 'woke' agenda...

How awful is a branch of humanity becoming? My guess is he's getting this backlash because he didn't personally help the people attacking him; but their blind admiration of Musk, who is responsible for thousands of people being kicked out of their jobs in the USA is the next Jesus... Fuck me, the 6th extinction can't come soon enough...

Marvel's Endgame

Having watched Infinity War it seemed apt to follow it up with the film that basically destroyed the MCU. The jumping off point. The movie that I struggle not to blub over at THREE different parts of this three hour epic and all because of Robert Downey Jr. - his homecoming from space; his moment with the resurrected Peter Parker and not his death but his last message that ends with 'I love you 3000' - they get me every time and this was the third time I've watched a film that I love and despise in equal measure. I love it because it is the ultimate comic book movie; the star spangled team-up to end all team ups. The deaths of major characters (although amazingly only one dies in the grand finale). Yet, it's the time travel that ruins it for me; not the actual travelling back in time, but the way it essentially plays footloose with the idea; how it basically invents its own rules to suit the story/conclusion. 

Like Infinity War if you haven't seen this (largest grossing movie of all time) then you're never likely to. It's the sequel to that aforementioned Infinity film and essentially follows the remaining heroes as they discover that time travel is a possibility and then turn it into a reality to try and bring back the half of the universe that Thanos finger clicked out of existence. There are obviously all manner of flaws in the idea; parts of it that shouldn't have happened - such as the comedy Ant-Man initial time travel experiments and his strange encounter with the Hulk in the café. Plus there are the bits of plot that seemed rushed rather than thought out; you have the best brains in the world planning who is going to do what, yet Nebula knows what happens on Vormir (to Gamora) but they still send Clint and Natasha there? She also must have known that there was a chance that sending her anywhere that her past self inhabited might have been a bad move. Or the fact that because they can time travel they didn't think to arrive at their intended destinations at an earlier time when there wasn't an intergalactic war just finishing or when something is about to kick off, but I'm just nit-picking now... 

I have written at least two blogs pointing out the incongruities of the plot; how Bruce Banner must have told Steve Rogers that any variation from the plan might result in the creation of alternate timelines - that he promised the Ancient One wouldn't happen - but Cap failed to listen to him, which is just so out of character for the First Avenger. The problem I have is it needs to be treated like a giant popcorn movie, one where you disengage your brain and cheer on things like Captain Marvel's deus ex machina moment or Captain America wielding Mjolnir like a pro, but being an aficionado of time travel movies (for untold time loops now) I simply can't get past the problems I have with it to fully declare it the greatest movie ever made. In fact, my problems with it and the repercussions for the entire franchise means that I can only give it an 8/10. If I could lose these problems and put aside the things that bother the shit out of me I'd almost consider it a 10/10 movie, but I simply can't. Therefore after three more long paragraphs about a film that I love and hate, let's move on to other things...

Leader of the Red World

Once upon a time a new MCU film would warrant it's own standalone blog entry. It would be a big splashy affair with me waxing lyrically about either how good the film was or how good they once were. Now, it gets relegated to following Endgame's third watch. However, despite hearing much about Captain America: Brave New World since its release and knowing all kinds of worrying shit about how it was finished in late 2022, underwent several rewrites and re-shoots, got delayed time and again, it actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I suppose its biggest problem is that it's essentially part sequel to the Falcon and the Winter Soldier TV series and if you didn't see that at least one of the major players in this will mean nothing to you at all. It also serves as a sort of micro-sequel to The Incredible Hulk and a kind of sequel to The Eternals because it spends time tying up, or reinvigorating, old loose ends...

The chief antagonist is Samuel Sterns - aka The Leader - who, when we last saw him, was contaminated by Bruce Banner's blood near the end of the aforementioned Incredible Hulk (made in 2008 by Universal but co-opted into the MCU by virtue of tagging a couple of extra scenes and an epilogue onto it). Sterns, it seems, was actually captured by Thaddeus Ross (now POTUS and played by Harrison Ford) and held captive for 16 years, despite there never really being much of a hint that Ross knew of the guy's existence. I mean, I'm sure he did, but he also didn't... Also in this is Celestial Island, situated in the Indian Ocean, the remains of the Celestial who was killed by the Eternals at the conclusion of that generally awful MCU movie that is likely never to be revisited. It also works as a sequel to Sam Wilson (and Bucky Barnes) TV show where a 1950s black Captain America replacement was introduced with a slightly implausible reason for his creation.

Also in this movie is Sidewinder, an ex-military rogue agent who, despite having no powers, manages to constantly run rings round the US armed forces. Played by Giancarlo Esposito, this is a character that amazingly is both underused and quite irrelevant at the same time. There's a cameo from Sebastian Stan as Bucky - who is apparently running for congress (despite being an enemy of the USA for a long time and the cause of a huge explosion and the deaths of many in Captain America: Civil War) and Shira Haas as Ruth Bat-Serif, aka Silver Sable, although there was nothing silver about her and you got the impression that a lot of her ended up on the cutting room floor. The thing is after all that scene-setting, I'll bet you're wondering if it was any good? Well, the answer to that is yes, as recent MCU films go this wasn't bad at all. It felt like it should have been longer with a bit more back story and info for newcomers, but Anthony Mackie isn't bad as the new Cap and Danny Ramirez is exactly what you'd expect for the new Falcon. The thing rattled along at a cracking pace and despite the unusual end of Thunderbolt Ross's career and the strangely muted conclusions to both the entangled stories it wasn't bad at all - even if it did feel like an extended TV show at times. It did, however, feel like it was tying up loose ends while sowing some seeds about the future. There was a slightly contrived feel to it, but given the post-production nightmares the movie has been through that's to be expected. In the end I'm giving it a generous 7/10.

Back Home Again

You might be starting to notice a theme about this week's televisual entertainment. Three days into my weekly round-up and the third Marvel film on the trot. This time round it's the first MCU/Sony Spidey film, Spider-Man: Homecoming with Tom Holland as the webslinger (in actually his second outing) and what is, in my never humble opinion, the best of the Spider trilogy, because it's the most honest and feels like it's exactly what it wanted to be, a movie about a teenager with superpowers. I've never been a huge fan of Spider-Man; not quite in the league of my general disdain for Batman (we're talking comics here), but I've never really enjoyed any of the earlier films, although I did have a soft spot for Amazing Spider-Man 2, but that might have just been because of the closing scene. This however, with it's added Tony Stark and Happy Hogan, just felt like a proper fun feature with a genuinely interesting cast of villains - utilising existing MCU mythology. Plus, look out for a couple of brilliant cameos from Chris Evans as Captain America, especially the end credit scene, which is probably the best end credit scene ever done.

The idea was clear, they weren't going to do the whole origin thing again; there was no mention of an uncle Ben, May (Marissa Tomei) is a hot-bordering-middle-aged woman - possibly even a 'spinster' and his supporting crew would reflect New York rather than the rather white feel the comics had for a long time. It starts brilliantly with Peter being recruited by Tony Stark (RDjr) to help with the 'battle of the Avengers' at JFK from Civil War and Pete's recording everything on his phone. His origin is explained in an almost throwaway scene with Ned Leeds and he's still the nerd at school but maybe not held in the same kind of contempt he was in the 60s comic books. There's a clever nod to Betty Brant (his first comics girlfriend), while old Spidey villain the Vulture (Michael Keaton) is updated into the 21st century using technology stolen from the Chitauri wreckage, after the battle of New York in the first Avengers film. It's quite simply just a great movie with a lot going for it, lots of good humour, action sequences that are original and a pay off that is a little like the first Iron Man film, in that it doesn't need to be world threatening, just hard hitting enough to make it important. It is absolutely worth an 8/10.

Reputable Gangster

There's an all-star cast in Sam Mendes's Road to Perdition, everybody from Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Daniel Craig, Jude Law to name but a few. It also features Tyler Hoechlin - the kid who would grow up to play Superman, in the most recent TV series featuring the Man of Steel. This is also based on a comicbook, but you would be hard pressed to imagine that. Hanks - the almost adopted son of Newman - is an enforcer along with Craig - Newman's actual son - doing a job to deal with a problem for the mob, but Craig goes rogue and Hanks son - Hoechlin - witnesses it. This creates a political problem for mob boss Newman, so he puts a hit out on Hanks' Michael and his son. However it goes wrong and the wrong people die, forcing Newman into backtracking on his word and offering Hanks and son a way out. The problem is Hanks's Michael Sullivan only wants revenge. It's a really well made film and looks fantastic, but it wasn't really gripping and ultimately it's a grim film with little happening in it to make you feel anything but depressed. It's entertaining, but I imagine a lot of people struggled to like it. 6/10.

Statues?

The Netflix film Don't Move came out last year and was panned by many reviewers; even Netflix viewers stayed away from it. It seems there was something about this psychological horror movie that people didn't like. Perhaps it was Finn Wittrock, the antagonist of the story? Almost from his first scene he just gets on your nerves, but that's a deliberate thing; the guy is, after all, a psychopath with a penchant for drugging women - with a paralysing agent - and then, presumably, having his wicked way with them before killing them and dumping their bodies. The thing is he chooses Kelsey Asbille as his next victim, a woman who was on the verge of killing herself anyhow, so it was bound to go wrong. Asbille plays Iris, a woman whose son died in the park she's about to end it all in, that is until Wittrock turns up, spins his own sad story and basically persuades Iris to live another day. That was the moment when the suicidal woman becomes a potential murder victim...

Iris has 20 minutes before the drug injected into her will completely paralyse her, she does everything she can to evade the man she's already caused a lot of damage to and even gets the feeling of hope when things seemingly start to sway in her favour; but a lot of the plot devices left dangling around are false paths of hope. This is a short film, it weighs in at about 88 minutes, most of it was filmed in Bulgaria and there is an element of micro budget about it, but despite some slightly implausible plots devices and events, it wasn't that bad and filled a hole in what would otherwise have been a quiet night. No, it wasn't brilliant, but it wasn't any worse than a 6/10.

Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright

The law firm procedural aspect of Daredevil: Born Again is the main thing going on in the third episode as Matt tries to get Hector Ayala off of his cop killing frame up. This episode is light on action but heavy on misdirection as we're left on a knife edge as the court decides whether Ayala is a cold blooded killer or if he really was helping a bystander from being beaten - by two undercover police officers. Another misdirection is whether Wilson Fisk really is trying to go straight. There really does seem to be a desire for him to be regarded as a clean politician rather than be linked to his criminal past; however, his wife Vanessa seems to have rather taken to the criminal life and Wilson might be involved in a power struggle he didn't see coming. There's also suggestions that for all of his wish to be a reformed man, his past is more than capable of catching up with him.

One thing I have noticed about this series, that's how little Marvel or Disney for that matter has given away about who is in it and how often they appear. It's clear this is a Matt Murdoch and Wilson Fisk series and the two will undoubtedly face off again before it's all concluded, but who are going to be the real supporting characters here? Margarita Levieva's Heather Glenn is still nothing more than a councillor (of a different kind) who is having a relationship with Matt but also Wilson's marriage guidance expert. We know there's going to be some appearances from Foggy later in the series, but the presumption is these will be in flashback and have we seen the last of Karen Page - Deborah Woll was in the opening two episodes, but there doesn't appear to be much scope for her reappearance? Oh and what role does Frank Castle have in all of this, because we know he's waiting in the wings?

What A State

About a decade ago I either found or was directed to Simon Stalenhag and had my mind blown somewhat. His truly unusual dystopian images about a future that has obviously gone wrong is actually about an alternate past that has also gone very wrong. About a world where gaudy robots exist side by side with humans and ultimately die by their sides as well. One of his first books was The Electric State and when I saw that the Russo Brothers were bringing it to the 'small' screen on Netflix I was intrigued (this is also the third Russo film we've watched this week and they haven't made that many). Less intrigued by Millie Bobby Brown and a little concerned about Chris Pratt in a dodgy wig, but I was prepared to see where this was going to go. Quite remarkably, despite being a film that looked and felt like it should have been a huge pile steaming excrement, The Electric State has proved to be quite a solid movie. I mean, it wasn't bad and that surprises me because I kept expecting it to turn into a heap of shite, but it didn't.

Brown plays a teenage girl who - on the eve of war against the robots - loses her parents and her brother in a car crash. She eventually recovers but lurches from one foster family to another until one day an illegal robot contacts her and claims to be her brother inside the body of a Cosmo Robot. One thing leads to another and once she's got proof she goes in search of the man who can give her the answers she needs; that's Ke Huy Quan - the man who told Brown her family had perished. With help from Pratt and his robot sidekick Herm (Anthony Mackie), they travel across the robot zone and try to get the answers they need, while being tracked by Giovanni Esposito's robot hunter. The man responsible for all this unnecessary robotic tension is Stanley Tucci who has reasons for all the secrecy. Everything about this feature screamed 'load of dung' but in the end it was surprisingly strange enough to actually work. The special effects were excellent and the supporting cast more than made up for Brown's inability to act her way out of a slug's slime trail... I'm going for a 7/10 (but I might give it a 3/10 next time I watch it, who knows?).

Subterfuge

Right, I'm now of the opinion that Severance might actually finish next week and we'll get enough explanations to keep us satisfied but lots of loose ends to keep us thinking about it...

This contains some spoilers.

Everything appears to be falling apart just as Lumon has reached the 96% completion of whatever 'Cold Harbor' is going to be. The management want Mark S back in the office, but he's gone AWOL with his sister and the always sinister Harmony Kobel. They appear to be planning something to get Mark into the building and find his 'dead' wife. Will we find out what makes Mark Scout so essential? Meanwhile Dylan's Innie and his Outie wife are having an affair that leads Dylan to resign his Innie from Lumon - which they allow quickly and without fuss (suggesting Dylan was only important as part of Mark S's team). Irving is given a one-way train ticket to get as far away from Lumon and Christopher Walken as possible and Melchick gets really arsey with Drummond. Meanwhile Miss Huang is transferred; Keir Egan is on the move and Helly R (or is that E?) has decided that she's going to do something serious. It certainly seems to be heading for an actual finish; characters moved away; others no longer pertinent and a series that has been so... detached at times without ever being very much like the first series at all. It's been remarkable really and if we were to be analytical about this, Severance makes little or no sense and has a strange and difficult narrative that is designed to leave you puzzled. It will remain this way, even if we get a resolution to Mark and Gemma's story.

What's Up Next?

More endings and beginnings. Some middle bits and films. You (don't) pay your money, so you never know - really - what's coming...

My Cultural Life - Double Catastrophe Bubble

What's Up?

It's clear that the lunatics are taking over this asylum we call Earth, but the amount of humans blindly following the dangerous clowns running the planet is far worse. Not that I necessarily subscribe to this, but until February 28th - ish - Russia was the bad guy in this movie. Whatever the Orange Shitler in charge of the USA is doing, we suddenly find ourselves in a world where very many Americans, who have always viewed Russians as a) the enemy and b) communists, now view them as a decent and honest place and the Ukraine as some dodgy country that instigated a war with its bigger, stronger, nicer neighbour to beg and con money from the 'western world', taunt us with the idea of World War 3 and ruin the decorum of state visits by not wearing a suit...

The thing is, it's not just Americans. There are loads of gammony twats in this country allowing this echo chamber of lies and nastiness to grow louder and gain more traction. We are well and truly fucked if we allow politics to continue on this dangerous path. All the things people think they're fighting for will stop and a world that is run by authoritarian fascists will become a reality, moderate countries with 'democracies' will be weak and the last to sit at the important tables of 'politics'. We are fucking doomed and it's going to happen far quicker than you would guess. Next up is a Reform government; one which shuts the UK's doors; gets rid of our basic human rights; strips women of their independence, as well as stuff like maternity leave and equality and the NHS will be sold off to the USA inside three months. The gammons will be cheering from the rooftops until the changes start to affect them or their loved ones. However, by then it will be too late and you'll just have enough time to slather on some Vaseline before your butt is fucked harder than a comet hitting the Earth...

Gemma's Story

Slightly ahead of the schedule I believed Severance was going to take, we get a look at the past, at Lumon before Mark Scout joined them, as a recovery aid after the death of his wife, Gemma. Obviously, at the end of the first season we discovered Gemma was not dead, but was in fact working as a severed individual on the same floor as Mark S. This extremely disjointed and chronologically weird episode looks at how Mark and Gemma got together, some of the trials and tribulations they went through and how Lumon played a huge part in creating a nasty and indeed horrible situation for their own benefit - a benefit we still have absolutely no idea about. However, we did get some hints about what is going on behind the scenes. To be fair, those hints make zero sense out of any form of context and in a strange way this episode felt like treading water a little, despite also feeling as though we were being given a huge number of clues about everything. You will come to one conclusion at the end of this seventh part; a conclusion I'm not about to spoil for you... [More on Friday] 

Breaking Coach Bad

Looking back on this blog from April 2023, I confirmed my suspicion that I'd, indeed, given up on Yellowjackets and wasn't going watch any more episodes. I wonder if the people who make it also realised that many people were going to walk away, so they did a deal that held over the third series for 24 months, in the hope that most people will have forgotten that it's actually just a total load of old wank? This fourth instalment of season three tried its best to seem like it was really going places, but the truth is this is a pile of shit masquerading as a semi-serious TV show. The utterly ludicrous events in the past just get crazier and more like Lost every week, while the really slightly zany and boring events in the present seem to flip flop between mystical mumbo-jumbo and bat-shit stupid.

In the past, the remaining girls (of which there appears to be varying numbers week on week) with their huts, Indian Runner ducks, their pet rabbits and stuff that they either managed to salvage from the burnt down cabin or the remains of the plane - are holding a court to determine whether or not Coach Ben burned down their cabin. Shauna in the past is a fucking cyclopean psychopath, while it's now like everyone there has flipped roles, with Misty seemingly now sensible. It's just utter cock. Seriously, they have a trial for poor old Ben, who just wants to be left alone, and it was always going to end the way Shauna wanted it. The am-dram feel to the past events coupled with the underlying lesbian tensions floating around the entire camp have made it a little on the distasteful side. While the present is just treading water with no real direction, lots of extended mumbo-jumbo and the attempts to make it seem like there's a genuine mystery to be solved when all it does is remind everyone that the adult versions of the kids are either really boring or just as annoying as their younger selves.

We have officially given up on Yellowjackets, it's about an hour a week that neither of us enjoys. I mean, the wife isn't a fan of Severance, but she hasn't given up on it. When I said I didn't want to watch Yellowjackets any more, the wife gave up without a fight. Goodbye pile of turds; the first series was fun.

Existentially A Woody Allen Film

The choice this Saturday night was not to watch Severance or Yellowjackets, but something that would be entertaining to our houseguest who was not familiar with these TV shows. Over on ITV2 they were playing Godzilla: King of the Monsters and as this was no temptation - and understandably so given what a load of shit the bits in between the monster fights are - we decided to watch Jesse Eisenberg's film A Real Pain, which starred the writer and director with (now Academy Award winner) Keiran Culkin as his cousin, as they navigate Poland to revisit the places their recently dead grandmother lived before she ended up in a concentration camp... Yeah, I know, what an exciting idea for a Saturday night film when you have a guest. Billed as a comedy, it was fortuitously short (under 85 minutes). Eisenberg played the Woody Allen type character; shy, slightly neurotic, a bit paranoid and self-conscious, while Culkin was just an absolute raging arsehole, who started off charming everyone on the Holocaust trip on the first day and had pissed everyone off by the third day. It's clear that Culkin's character has some serious issues, but he could just be an entitled arsehole from the USA (or a MAGA twat), it's difficult to differentiate. There wasn't much comedy in this and it was really quite boring. If I had to be objective and give it a mark it would struggle to get a 4/10.

Goodbye Boring Hotels

The thing is you've got to watch things that you enjoy otherwise there's no point in watching anything. So we say goodbye to The White Lotus and this third season of fuck all happening. Yes, there's a mass shooting at the resort that will undoubtedly happen in the eighth episode and several characters are being set up to tip over the edge and Aimee Lou Wood is entertaining as the Mancunian girlfriend of miserable Walton Goggins, but I simply don't give a flying fuck enough. We sat through another hour of absolutely fuck all happening and that was enough for us. This show simply doesn't do enough to keep us watching. I can't understand why it's so popular and frankly, I don't want to understand. My life isn't going to be ruined if I never watch another episode, therefore I'm never watching another episode. 

Like Diarrhoea 

This could have been better. It could have at least started better rather than feeling like a 1980s let's take the piss out of the Irish show you might see on ITV. To say Small Town Big Story was a load of shite would be accurate. Paddy Considine and Christina Hendricks both get paid for starring in this six-part story about something happening in a small Irish town that involves a US production company making a film or something there. Hendricks plays an executive who used to live in one of the places vying for the contract; so she goes back to scope out the possible venues and reacquaint herself with people she once grew up with. One of those appears to be Considine, who is now a doctor. It's woeful. I mean really badly acted with a story that might involve a flying saucer and a load of stereotypical Oirish characters, begorah. It was fucking awful - don't go there.

Poisonous

This has some spoilers - not a lot because it's an historical thing and it's all over Wiki...

I think you will all agree that this week's televisual entertainment hasn't been Grade A stuff. In fact, it's been more like D-. Even the stuff I like hasn't been up to the level I'd expect and two things have been dumped as a result. However, speaking of dumped, you'd be well advised to try and watch the Flix of Net's Toxic Town, with Jodie Whitaker, Rory Kinnear and Aimee Lou Wood. I recommend it for a number of reasons, primarily because it's good, old fashioned, excellent TV, but also because it's about Corby and Northants and the entire period when this show covered (for artistic licence from 1995, but in reality since the mid 1980s), I worked in and around Corby and this was something that was always going on in the background, haunting people who lived there and some of the families I worked with.

Let's get the cons out of the way first. The accents of all the cast (with a couple of obvious exceptions - Robert Carlyle for one) wavered all over the place. You would have thought that Corby was oop north and not actually dubbed Little Scotland and sits in the north east of Northants - closer to Leicestershire and Rutland than anywhere else. Jodie Whitaker's Susan had an accent that wandered all over the shop - at times she sounded very Irish, at others a bit like her native Yorkshire; of the supporting cast only the aforementioned Carlyle and a former employee of Corby Borough Council - Ted Jenkins - sounded like they'd been anywhere near Scotland, yet the town and the surrounding area has kind of allowed Scotland to ingrain itself; it's the local dialect; everyone has a hint of Scots...

Anyone who remembers Northants and Corby from the 1980s will remember Wonderworld - the slightly ludicrous idea to build a Disney-styled theme park on the site of the old steel works. It came and went in the news for 15 years before it was buried after a fire in 2001. The idea was to clean the site and build a park on it - Corby would be rolling in it. Except it never happened and Corby Borough Council used dodgy contractors, cut corners and allowed waste with heavy metals to be transported across the town, infecting pregnant women the length and breadth of this relatively nondescript Northamptonshire town. When Whitaker's character meets Wood's mum in the maternity ward it sets off a relationship that ends up being a little like the recent Mr Bates versus the Post Office TV show and the entire PO scandal. It takes 13 years to bring the people responsible to some kind of admission of guilt. Rory Kinnear is fantastic in it, but he now seems to do fantastic all the time (his dad would be proud) and Aimee Lou Wood is an absolute star of the future - the best thing in the woeful third season of The White Lotus and equally brilliant in this. There are some blurred lines; a few tweaks with the truth and no mention at all that Corby Borough Council tried to tie an appeal up in the High Courts for years to avoid paying out. It is well worth watching and as a mini-series I give it a 9/10.

Endgame?

Do you know what's wrong with Paradise? The middle of it. Episodes one to three were pretty excellent; then four through six felt like we were just treading water and nothing was really happening. Then the final two parts ... episode seven was without a doubt the head and shoulders winner of the best episode of the series, but the finale does something that I approved of. It left it open for a sequel, but closed enough doors for it to be a one-off series. Yes, there's a few loose ends, but... there is in life. This finale has Xavier Collins racing against time to find the real killer of Cal Bradford with his daughter's life at stake. In the end it turned out to be quite easy to solve, but it did take a fortuitous break to crack the case and we at least had been privy to the killer's identity since the opening episode (in more ways than one). In the end it was a taut and impressive thriller - which you would expect with Sterling K Brown and James Marsters in it. Julianne Nicholson really does play an evil cold hearted bitch so well that every moment she's on screen you want her to die as horribly as possible. I might even be tempted to watch the second series as it has been renewed.

Every Little Hurts

Tesco, the supermarket of the masses, is basically a load of old shite. The quality of the produce they sell has been a constant bane for me for the last 20 odd years (probably longer, but I used to like the shop back in the 20th century). Our closest branch is in Stranraer - a 25 mile journey for what is essentially a Tesco Express - and we use it for paneer (Indian cheese), washing powder liquid, vegetarian Thai crackers and not a lot else. About a year or so ago I did a consumer watch article about decaffeinated 'coffee' and concluded that all decaf is shit but Tesco's decaf is the shittiest. 

We had to go to Castle Douglas last week. It's the shopping centre of Galloway unless you want to go to Dumfries (or Ayr). It has a brand new Aldi, a super-sized Co-op, and it has a proper Tesco 'superstore'. It's the biggest supermarket in Galloway and it sells a larger variety of whatever the local shit Tesco sells. We checked out the new Aldi and it's a bigger, cleaner version of the one in Newton Stewart, before hitting Tesco. When we left, we were both quite impressed. Not only did they have most of what we wanted, they seemed to have a wider range of things that interested us. We hadn't been in any other Tesco apart from Stranraer for over a year and we both felt positive... However, the two cases of Tesco dog food caused a massive stomach upset in the boys, resulting in a £100 vet's bill for super-twat Doug, who had a really severe, almost allergic reaction and five days of Neep pumping out noxious gas and they only had it for two days before we stopped and switched back to their usual food. Then, we saw a range of vegetarian burgers that were being phased out and were there for 50p a packet (instead of £1.95); so we bought two packs and had then for dinner on the wife's birthday, in buns with some salad. They were fucking atrocious. Flavourless discs of soggy gunge with crispy edges (I checked on line and found the reason it was discontinued - it had a rating of 1.7 (out of 5) and some horrendous reviews. Then, this morning I opened the carton of milk (pictured above), which won't have hit its expiry date for days after this blog goes live. Taken out of a fridge that is less than 9 months old, it curdled in our hot beverages and when the wife sniffed it, her face said it all - the milk had gone bad. The moral of this story is we were right about Tesco and we shouldn't have thought they'd improved. In terms of quality, they make Aldi look like fucking Fortnum and Mason's...

Old Hackers

I suppose if you saw a film 33 years ago there's a good chance, if it didn't make that much of an impression on you, that you would not remember anything about it. I mean, that's a third of a century and there have been loads of sleeps since then. Watching the star-studded Sneakers again was a bit like watching a low budget Mission Impossible pilot, except Tom Cruise is Robert Redford, Ving Rhames is Sidney Poitier, Simon Pegg is Dan Ackroyd and whoever the female member of the team is then you have an incredibly youthful Mary McDonnell. Throw in some youth in the form of River Phoenix and - the wild card - David Strathairn in one of his first roles as a blind hacker. Sneakers really feels like a prototype for what was to come a few years later. The weird thing about it is considering it's 33 years old and in 1992 the computer industry was literally just finding its feet, this is an almost prescient movie, with the ability to hack into any government agency and do anything you want from shut down lights to crash planes and it's the job of Redford's team to firstly steal said box and then steal the box again when they discover they've been hoodwinked. 

If this was made today it would be nearly three hours long and be action-packed, full on, in your face with state of the art computer technology... Hang on a minute, what this film actually is might surprise you a little... It's essentially the most recent Mission Impossible film and then the final one in the franchise. This is about technology that enables whoever possesses it to control everything and it's up to a rogue bunch of people to stop it. Seriously, I'm not making this up. Only 6/10 because it was actually really a comedy that wasn't particularly funny. 

Double Dare Part One

It's been a long time since the Netflix Daredevil series. They were by far the most enjoyable of the Marvel 'Defenders' Universe that stuck around for about five years before the Disney takeover and everything (mostly) going in house. We've seen both Daredevil (in She-Hulk) and the Kingpin (in Echo and Hawkeye) and Fisk's excursions were touched upon in an electric scene between Matt Murdoch and his nemesis taking place in a cafeteria. The Man Without Fear's meeting with Jennifer Walters wasn't touched on, in fact I expect very little of that will ever get mentioned, but there are a total of 17 episodes in Daredevil: Born Again and after the opening episode an awful lot might happen over the next couple of years (the series will be split into two halves). This Daredevil is an incredibly visceral TV show; it's violent, sweary and very much 18-rated, so the idea of it being on Disney+ feels slightly incongruous, like having the Punisher spanking jay walkers or Thanos making half the universe's population of rabbits move to the Shetlands...

Originally this show had six episodes in the can when Marvel pulled the plug, got hold of the Loki creators Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead and recruited Punisher writer Dario Scardapane to work up something new and far grittier than what had been made. The 'shelved' original series didn't even have Deborah Ann Woll or Elden Hensen (Karen and Foggy) in it; so they were brought back and very little of what was originally filmed was kept and this now followed the three Netflix series rather than start again... It opens I'd guess at around a year or so after DD's big punch up with Fisk, possibly longer. Events happen that fuck up everyone's lives and Matt gives up being Daredevil. A year later, now in a swanky law firm detached from those he loves for various reasons, he discovers that Wilson Fisk, back in public life after being shot in the face, is running for mayor and that's all you really need to know. I had an idea, from trailers, that this was going to break the Disney+ mould and within ten minutes there was the first 'fuck'. Several cringe-inducing bone fractures and extreme violence later and we were back in Netflix territory, except it was like Disney told Netflix to hold its beer while it beat the shit out of the streaming platform next to them. If this is a 17 episodes series (albeit in two chunks), then I just hope they keep the quality as high as the opener. Let's be straight about it - if it does manage to do that then this won't simply be the best TV thing Marvel/Disney has done - by several country miles - it might be the best thing they have ever done - full stop! 

Oscar Bollocks

Anora, the film which won five Academy Awards last week, spent £18m promoting the film to Academy members. The film cost just under £6m to make, so the production company spent three times the film's making budget trying to persuade people to vote for it... Just let that sink in for a minute. You see, it's possible that Anora (which we have lined up to watch in the coming days) won its Oscar not because it was the best film of the year, but because it was essentially bought. This bugs me because what we're being told is the actual best film of 2024 might not even have been nominated. And therein lies the biggest problem with awards ceremonies - if it's decided on the 'popular vote', ie: everybody votes; you end up with something ridiculous like Kong x Godzilla or Borderlands winning; so it's down to people who are given the vote and they can be bought, therefore do we ever truly know if the 'best film' is the best film or just the best patronised by its production company? Perhaps Academy members were treated to a night with a prostitute for their vote? Who can say? All it does do is make the Oscars a pointless excuse to get famous people to line up to have their photos taken and the rest of the world's press to fawn over it.

Double Dare Part Two 

After the cracking pace of the opening episode, this took a more leisurely approach to things and for most of it it was all above moving chess pieces and getting players into their future positions. At least that was what happened with Matt, Wilson and some of the other supporting characters. What we didn't see coming was the introduction of the White Tiger - a character that never appeared in Daredevil comics when I was into them. It was done in a clever way with the backdrop of a cop killing, Fisk's difficult situation with the NYPD and Matt taking on a case that no one wants him to. This wasn't as brilliant as the opener, but you can't expect that 10/10 quality for all this season's first nine parts. Oh and then there was the ending of this... It leaves you with one question: Where is this show going to go now?

Infinitely Marvellous 

So how did this happen? With a Flash Drive of Doom again overflowing with new and old films, why did we opt to watch Avengers: Infinity War? Well, after Daredevil Born Again resonating with us so much, we fancied watching something from the quality period of the MCU and what better than the film I've believed for a number of years to be the Marvel masterpiece - the Empire Strikes Back of the MCU. To be honest, if you don't know what this is about then it doesn't matter because you're not going to watch it, but it sizzles with snappy dialogue, lots of unrelenting action and, of course, the despair and tragedy from the death of an Asgardian at the start to the death of half of the universe at the end, this was (and is) a film that Marvel has never been able to match. The Russo Brothers knocked it out of the park with this and haven't made a film since that can even sniff this one's boots. 9/10

Don't Look Now

It's hard to believe that Bird Box is seven years old. It feels like only last week that it was being promoted as... well, I'm not sure, but it was being promoted. Netflix went big on it and, of course, Sandra Bullock was still reasonably big box office thanks to Gravity. The thing is it never appealed to me, so I never got hold of it and subsequently the years passed. Obviously I changed my mind otherwise we wouldn't be here now and despite the obvious flaws in the general plot this was a relatively gripping movie with, for me, a predictable ending. I say that because about two thirds of the way through I mentioned to the wife about a certain group of people that had been conveniently ignored for the majority of the movie; but if you haven't seen this film then I'm not going to say any more, because while it wouldn't spoil the film it would take away some of the impact of the finale.

Bullock plays a single, bordering middle aged, mum-to-be; an artist living alone being pestered by her sister. The two of them go to the obstetrician and while they're there they hear about something sweeping Eastern Europe, causing people to spontaneously kill themselves. By the time they've finished having the scan it has arrived in the USA and it's through more luck than judgement that Bullock survives and finds herself in a suburban house with a bunch of other survivors. This is all told in flashback, because in the 'present', she and her two children are travelling down river to find a sanctuary that is supposedly safe and essentially the two storylines catch up with each other towards the end of the movie. Is this the work of aliens, the work of demons or something that is just preposterous bollocks, given that insane people are not particularly affected by whatever the creatures that drive you mad and suicidal are? Despite the slightly preposterous idea, it isn't that bad a feature and it's worth a better than average 6.5/10.

Harmony's Story

This might contain some spoilers...

Patricia Arquette is the focus of this eighth episode of Severance. If you've been wondering where Harmony Kobel had gotten to then this - sort of - answers the question. She's back in Newfoundland, where she came from and where Lumon and the Egan family started their business. She's there to retrieve something from her sister - a pariah, apparently - and to make some discoveries. Let's be clear about something; Severance is weird and fucked up, but it's not as weird and fucked up as Harmony Kobel or this 'standalone' episode. There are some clues about what is going on and more importantly Kobel spends some time standing next to a 'cold harbour' where the first Lumon warehouse was situated. What I got from this is that Lumon and the Egan family is not a business but a fully-fledged cult, with people who enforce their will and ensure that 'outsiders' don't understand what is going on. Like I've said before Severance is a modern horror story, but it's also about faith, dedication and belief and Harmony doesn't believe she's been treated fairly so might now be Lumon's biggest problem, especially as she's now talking to Mark Scout. With two parts to go it's obvious we're in for season three, I just hope that it ends with that and gives us a plausible conclusion.

What's Up Next?

Avengers: Endgame is probably going to be Saturday night's film; I mean, why not? We watched Infinity War so we might as well close that circle. Obviously, my general disdain for Endgame is well known; there is much wrong with it, but it also still brings a tear to my eye and as a cinematic Marvel grand guignol it really was the jumping off point Disney probably could have done without...

We get more Daredevil Born Again and because we gave up on a couple of shows and others have finished it might be an interesting week of finding something else to watch. Part of me wants to give the two Netflix Punisher series a go, because we never bothered with them (I've always had a problem with the character, tbh) and they might be relevant to the new Daredevil series. The penultimate Severance will undoubtedly be back inside Lumon HQ, but you never know really; it might take place inside a wombat's arse.

As usual what I see is what you get!