Sunday, April 30, 2023

Album Review: North Atlantic Oscillation - United Wire

If I get the opportunity to interview Sam Healy again, I have a number of questions...

United Wire came out of the blue. If you'd have asked me six months ago if I thought North Atlantic Oscillation would ever release another album, I would have said, probably not, but I did expect Sam to produce music again.

Before we start, let's put something into context here. I'm a huge fan of NAO; they are probably my favourite band of the 21st century. The Third Day is arguably one of the three best albums of this century, while Sam's first Sand album is arguably the best pop/prog album ever. Grind Show, that came out about five years ago, was a far more 'difficult' album, in my opinion; it lacked the cohesion of the previous albums, plus it was really a solo outing for Healy as Chris Howard and Ben Martin had left, presumably because the band simply wasn't being as successful as they deserved to be. I wish that major radio stations had heard The Third Day when it came out, because I think we'd have a different situation now if they had. It's an album with Radio6 written all over it, sadly Radio6 ignored it.

Grind Show felt half finished at times and simply didn't feel like a North Atlantic Oscillation album; there were moments, but in general I play the previous three albums more than the 2018 outing. That said, Grind Show was also extremely experimental; there were ideas that Healy was introducing that were maybe from a different place to the majority of people who had followed the band. While I'd always struggle to suggest NAO were a 'rock' band, there are elements of prog, post and classic rock in their back catalogue, Grind Show seemed to be missing that on most of the tracks. There were no real  [grappling] hooks.

United Wire sounds like a North Atlantic Oscillation album. Yes, it has many elements from Grind Show, but in general it's more accessible, more immediate and like many of their previous recordings you can hear the influences again. This album channels Radiohead, Peter Gabriel and a number of classic 'prog' artists but also Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Velvet Underground and of course Talk Talk; but it also has so much more in it. There's a depth in this album that was missing from the last one. The layers are richer, the tempo changes clear and the music has some proper tunes. It's just ... good and at times it does that thing that Grind Show never did - it sent shivers down my spine.

I have to appreciate that while Sam Healy is probably approaching 40 now, he's still from a very different generation to me, so for his music to have had such a profound effect is no mean feat; it's a proper achievement. I feel honoured to have found a musician who tickles my fancy so deliberately.

In many ways the back half of the album is stronger than the front; it kind of kicks off with Matryoshka (Russian Doll) which starts off as an homage to Radiohead's Kid A and then drifts into classic NAO back catalogue before drifting back out. Healy's tunes that are often constructed from bits and pieces, which I always felt odd about, almost like it isn't song writing but song making; this track feels that way but with more cohesion.

Torch, Cage and Powder are almost as powerful as the three closing tracks on The Third Day, with Torch feeling like a NAO rock song, Cage revisiting uncommon elements from the back catalogue and Powder feeling almost like a eulogy; 'a goodbye and thanks for ignoring us' type of song. Whatever it is it rounds off an extremely accessible album that is full of surprises.

I always felt that The Third Day should be played without gaps - no up to 5 second lull while the next track comes on; The Third Day feels like a fantastic concept album, even if it isn't. United Wire comes in a variety of formats, but the one which works the best is the 'merged' version, which effectively makes the album one continuous piece of music for 45 minutes and if you do that you'll see how it works and why United Wire is a really great album; a totally unexpected piece of music that defies expectations and proves to me, once and for all, that Sam Healy is one of the most talented musicians of his generation, we just need the rest of the world to cotton on...

8/10

Clock
Corridor
Rosewood
Glyph
Matryoshka
Coil
Torch
Cage
Powder
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Saturday, April 29, 2023

Modern Pop Culture: Bitty

Spoilered warnings

Yellowjackets seems to have got back on track in the present with an episode focusing on Melanie Lynskey and her slightly surreal situation; all appears to go well but no one has accounted for an ambitious cop with a gut feeling.

Juliette Lewis discovers some home truths about Lottie, unfortunately everyone else knows them as well, while Christina Ricci's character's natural paranoia has repercussions in the past and present.

Lauren Ambrose's adult Van is a useful addition and it will be interesting to see how she's come out of Canada given that she was a Lottie convert. I have no idea where the story is going but one thing is sure it's definitely going to be following a slightly supernatural angle and that again brings the spectre of Lost into the mix and that should worry anyone who has enjoyed this show so far.

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We dipped into the old film file and opted for the very first Coen Brothers film Blood Simple. It had been almost 40 years since we'd last seen it and we remembered nothing at all. It had lots of trademark Coenisms in it; a very young Frances McDormand and it's essentially a black comedy of errors and misunderstandings.

It's an entertaining film but it's dated and techniques have changed. It's a curiosity more than a must watch.

***

If I've ever had a bug up my arse about something it's been the revamp of the BBC News channel. I mean, it's that much of a bug this is the second time I've mentioned it in my TV blog in a month and it's hardly the kind of TV I normally write about, but I'm just infuriated about it, probably in the same way gammons get infuriated by helpless people trying to get asylum in our country by means of rubber dinghies. 

However, if people are allowed to moan about any old shit that isn't going to affect anything then I want my five minutes. I've never seen a more amateurish load of nonsense in my life; are they trying to be a less controversial GB News? Non-sequitur stories; poor newsreaders, far too much focus on everywhere else but the actual UK, repeats programming, radio shows on TV, a complete lack of professionalism in everything from presentation to lack of awareness and not a single 'personality' among them. The news channel was always my go to place when there was nothing on TV and I didn't want to do something less boring instead; now it's two fucking hours of televised radio between 9am and 11am, with Nicky Campbell (serious TV's Michael McIntyre) which is a phone-in where listeners get to share their opinions with Nicky*.

Woo! It's not news and it doesn't belong on a news channel. It's cheap cost cutting and I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't end up being the end of that station. The next round of BBC cuts could see them lose this waste of air space and at the moment I hope that's exactly what happens.

*One of those opinions was from Paul in Dunstable who thought perhaps the best way to solve the crisis in Sudan at the moment would be 'just stop fighting each other'. Fuck me, we pay a licence fee for this kind of genius opinion.

***

As people who have read this blog for some time will attest, I don't rate Sam Raimi. I think The Evil Dead was a fun film made by a young film maker with drive and imagination, but by the time he remade it as The Evil Dead 2 you could see he was very much a one-hit wonder.

However, I recall seeing The Quick and the Dead back in the 1990s and thinking it was a cracking film. 28 years later and I've had to reassess that opinion. It's not the film I remembered; it's a lot more style over substance and soft focuses on Sharon Stone and 'in yer face' direction whenever the baddies were on screen. I still think it's Raimi's best film, but the bar has been lowered considerably. This isn't as good as I thought it was, but that might have more to do with me remembering it differently. 

Sharon Stone has never looked sexier; Leonardo Di Caprio never looked younger and Russell Crowe is also so youthful its amazing when you see him now as an old, fat, bloated Aussie. 

***

I can understand why the documentary series Welcome to Wrexham has been so popular, but equally it's a bit of a puzzle. What is essentially "The Ryan Reynolds Show with Rob McElhanney" actually isn't and I'd hazard a guess and say they're in less than half the episodes. It's about supporting a football team that has never been brilliant but was once much better than it is; it should really only appeal to Brits and people who understand football. It also has a socio-economic angle that while quite universal also really only is understood by Brits, so why it's been so popular, especially in the USA?

When the series isn't examining the local community, it's focused on non-league football, which as a football fan, I find fascinating and quite compelling. In a few years time, getting out of the National League will be easier than it is now, so the achievements this plucky little Welsh football club have achieved, even with more of a budget than many around them, needs to be acknowledged and the fact they can spin out a UK styled documentary real life series for 18 episodes a proper achievement. It is a wee bit boring at times though...

The concluding two parts of Welcome to Wrexham were a mix of failure and Rob & Ryan ensuring the TV series had some star quality as it concluded. No real spoilers here because we're talking about events from a year ago now, but the Welsh team not only faltered at the final hurdle in seeking promotion, they also capitulated to Bromley at Wembley in the Non-League FA [Cup] Trophy, losing to a team they should have beaten easily. Then losing 4-5 to Grimsby in the play-off semi-final put a shitty sheen on the entire season. Wrexham had failed when all the hope had them winning.

Obviously season two of WtW is already pretty much in the can and I expect season three is already being planned. Wrexham won possibly the greatest two-team tussle outside of the bigger leagues there has ever been, with both them and Notts Co finishing with over 100 points each (average winning points for the National League is about 80). The National League has had a season like no other and with the added coverage, because of Wrexham, there is a clamour for this 5th league to have some parity with the four proper leagues above them.

***

Trailer Time - it's about now, in some weeks, I pontificate about the latest BIG trailers released and while this week has been wee bit quiet, we were treated to a few things, most of which went under the radar...

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire comes out in 2024. The 30 second trailer was a reveal of the title and asks the subliminal question - was that Kong or his ginger cousin? There was literally nothing to see until about two hours later when a slew of 'concept' trailers started popping up. Don't get me wrong, the effort and skill that goes into concept trailers is pretty remarkable, I just think the people who do them are utter cunts. A concept trailer is just a public CV posted by people who want to work in film. What I suggest is these people send film studios their concepts and not inflict them on the public. If they do we should be allowed to fire them into the sun.

The Marvel Entertainment Channel on the Tube of You offers, amongst other things, the latest clips and trailers from forthcoming features and it offers up a strange insight into why I felt Quantumania seemed like such a short film. There were 21 minutes of the film leaked in trails and clips over the space of about three months; of those 21 minutes approx. eight of them were duplicated scenes leaving about 13 minutes of the film, out of context. That's almost an eighth of the film you've already seen; no wonder if felt familiar and not as long as it was.

The same issue will be had with the Guardians film; a week until release and we're up to 14 minutes of film has been shown in one form or another, by the time it streams that will be closer to 25 minutes of which more than 15 will be new... Do you see where I'm going here? 

Plus, the Ant-Man film's trailers were cut in such a way to suggest more peril than was actually faced and that Kang was on screen more than he was. I expect the first trench of people out of the cinemas will have not been impressed by events and word of mouth is far more important, even today, than teaser trailers. This might explain why the film bombed at the box office and is on course to be the MCU's least profitable film. There are going to be some very worried executives looking nervously at box office figures for the Guardians film.

And then almost unannounced the second Flash trailer dropped and it did the opposite of enhance my expectations, it lowered them quite drastically. I don't know if this is a result of Ezra Miller being a bit barking mad or if it was always intended to be like this, but there seems to be a lot of alternate reality superheroes popping up in this now, as well as old villains and the focus seems to have been taken away from the original trailers, which suggested a superhero film with some thought gone into the story; this second trailer - the film is out in June - suggests the opposite. 

***

In what was undoubtedly the most laugh out loud episode this season, Ted Lasso rediscovered itself in an episode that was a mixture of surreal and strange mixed with a little bit of schmaltz. The team are still in a slump but Ted's solution is either going to work or be a massive misjudgement, especially now Richmond are being talked about as a relegation team again. It turns out to be a bit of both with mixed outcomes.

Keely's relationship with Jack is going like the clappers and Nathan's wooing of the waitress finally pays off; it's also got Roy Kent saying some extremely funny things, which he hates himself for and I'm still debating whether Ted is what this show is about or if he's just the framing sequence around a bunch of other lives...

***

We had an inkling we'd watched A Cure for Wellness when it came out, this was confirmed about 20 minutes into the film and shortly after that realisation we opted to not bother. The wife said, "I've got a feeling this is one of those films we were underwhelmed by first time around." So we switched off.

***

In its place was a film we never bothered to watch despite enjoying the original a lot. It's also been a while since we watched Kick Ass because if we had watched that we wouldn't have spent the first 20 minutes of Kick Ass 2 trying to remember key things from the first film.

KA2 is competent. It has some genuinely funny moments in it, but it felt pointless and ultimately unnecessary. It's also a little crass and appears to want to shock rather than allowing people to be shocked. It's also all over the place from a narrative perspective. It's like this blog title... bitty.

***

Next time: Ted Lasso continues, as does Yellowjackets (although it's on a week break) as we hurtle towards that period when barely anything happens on TV worth talking about. Things will get erratic. 

Monday, April 24, 2023

Film Review: Ant-Man and the Wasp - Quantumania

Spoilers ahoy


I suppose I could shock a few people by stating that I didn't find this film to be as bad as I expected. It's no classic by any stretch of imagination, but it wasn't as dreadful as some people thought. Yes, there's a awful amount in it to want to run away from, but in the grand scheme of things I don't think it deserves a 6.3 rating on IMDB.

I suppose the first thing you notice is what a CGIgasm it is; a proper COVID film, probably shot in a small studio with lots of green screens. You think there's going to be a lot going on but in reality the superfluous supporting characters are just that, superfluous and irrelevant for most of the film. It's got a Star Wars vibe about it but it also feels like it's trying to replicate elements from Thor: Ragnarok but ultimately, as a number of people have pointed out, absolutely nothing happens.

The funny thing is the opening ten minutes of Scott and co at home had a good feel about it; there was some nice dialogue and the jokes were as Ant-Man corny as ever, but it's Janet's mystery story that pervades this film from almost the opening scene (well, the opening scene is in the Quantum Realm so that's a bit obvious) and the fact that until about an hour in she hasn't bothered to tell anyone about the potential threat to existence she left trapped there or all the people she got to know and have 'interactions' with. When they find themselves sucked into that world, it's she who navigates around the realm with ease, while her daughter Hope looks like she's too busy scanning the script to see if she has any viable part to play and husband Hank is just freaked out by the strange appearances of the indigenous species. As these three look for Scott and Cassie, they're meeting some of other locals and drinking the ooze (and the someone out wondering why I likened John Carter to this film will now know why).

I kept wondering why Bill Murray was in it and what the exchange added to the film at all, but the weird thing is while there seems to be a healthy supporting cast, there's fewer than 10 actors with more than one line; four of them have little or no bearing on the story. One of those actors with a lot to say is Corey Stoll as MODOK, the subject of much derision on the interwebs and understandably so. The character was played as a bit of a joke with laughably poor dialogue - although 'It's never too late to stop being a dick' was quite funny - and his CGI wouldn't have looked out of place in Richard Donner's 1978 Superman. It also didn't quite gel with this concept of Kang being this all-powerful despot ruling the QR; why would he have this grinning half-wit as his #2? Why didn't the people who made this film look at the end result and think, 'nope, that's not good enough for a paying audience'. They could have cut 10 minutes from the film and just had MODOK as this masked killing machine. I understand the desire to tie everything into the MCU continuity, but I felt MODOK being Derek from the first film - Yellowjacket - was unnecessary, pointless and misjudged. 

Oddly enough 'misjudged' is a good word to describe the MCU and its new association with comedy. The films always had some humour in them, but over the last few years that humour has become a comedic theme that felt out of place, such as in Thor: Love & Thunder. Jokes are one thing, but sometimes things become redundant or not needed. The Ant-Man franchise has embraced the lighter side of the MCU and it's been a welcome change, but without familiar settings and humorous tropes Quantumania just becomes another superhero film with bad jokes.

So... the elephant in the room is our villain Jonathan Majors, currently on bail having been charged with assault against a female in NYC. It would be fair to say the entire immediate future of the MCU is dependent on a positive outcome for the actor, but is he any good? Well... he's different. 

I'm not convinced Majors is that good an actor or whether Kang is the right villain. It gives Marvel a lot of scope for future films, but given they're likely to be reducing their film output rather than increasing it, the idea of a decade long Kang story begins to look like a rabbit hole they should never have looked down. However, if Ant-Man can beat Kang as easily as he does then I fear for the future of the MCU film franchise. He's obviously insane and there was at least two occasions during the film where he could have done what he wanted but dithered around pontificating and lost any advantage; plus he's no Thanos and frankly we've seen more threatening threats in other films that we might like to see again but haven't...

Plus, the post-credit scenes both featured Majors; the first was a massive crowd of millions of Kangs, while the second looked like a sneak peak of the next season of Loki, so they're still heavily invested in the future of this character. I suppose it's possible that they could easily have different looking Kangs, even go back and change the faces of many of the million Kangs, but in the current climate we have regarding this kind of thing I feel as though investing my time and interest in this villain isn't a wise move and I probably won't be the only person who feels that way.

Overall, I went in with less than zero expectations and I almost enjoyed it. It could have easily been a one-hour TV special because there is something extremely superficial about it; while presenting and promoting it as the start of the latest Phase feels like an awful con to me given that while it is absolutely an accurate phrase, you probably don't have to watch it to be any further ahead in the grand scheme of things. I like Paul Rudd, but I'm not convinced he makes a great leading man; I've never understood the appeal of Evangeline Lily and Kathryn Newton as Cassie is very annoying and feels like she's on screen longer than she is.

Oh and this week's deus ex machina are, of course, ants, because they often are. 

Next up Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 which is in cinemas in less than two weeks. What I will say is I've really been looking forward to that film, despite not liking either of the first two, because the trailers build it up to be something special. The trailers for Quantmania are so expertly done that many of the clips used ended up being out of context to how they would be used, this is filling me with more than a little dread about the GotGv3 film now.

[Something just struck me while editing the last couple of paragraphs; they feel ... bitty or like I could do them better or that I maybe put a load of unrelated sentences into one paragraph to avoid carriage breaks. I think it's the best analogy I kind think of for Quantumania; it's doesn't feel like a complete item and they tried to cram nothing into an hour and fifty minutes.]

Saturday, April 22, 2023

Retro Review - Old Comic Books

Why am I blogging so much? Because it's good practice; it's something I've done for 20 years and I think for a few years I missed writing in a way that feels natural to me. Blogging has always been informal, at least for me. Reviewing things has been something I've done for 30 odd years, although reviewing films and TV is relatively new (the first TV review thing I ever did was in 2014). 

I might have worked for a comics magazine, but I wouldn't say I was a prolific reviewer of comics; it was not my principal job and I rarely wrote them in the desired house style so they often ended up being cut. I was asked to review the X-Men comics from about 1991, because - believe it or not - no one else wanted to review them and I reviewed the Hulk for almost ten years. So I've been doing it for a long time now, but I haven't reviewed a comic since 2003. So, that's 20 years then and that might be because I've bought three comics since then and not enjoyed any of them enough to want to brag about it.

However, just recently, in the last six months or so, ever since my brother sent me a comic, apropos of nothing, in November 2022, I've had a hankering for reading some of the comics that I enjoyed the most. The thing is I'm not going to buy any comics again; I'll be fucked by a horde of bison before I buy trade paperbacks (at the extortionate prices they ask), so I had to find an internet site that had a huge library of comics  I could read on screen for nothing, and it seems there are quite a few of these floating about.

The first thing I fancied reading was Jim Starlin's extended run on Warlock (who dies), in a comic story which featured Thanos, pre-Infinity Gauntlet days, Gamora (who dies) pre Guardians days and Pip the Troll (who also dies) pre Eternals post credit scene days. There is also a cameo from Captain Marvel - the original and prior to his own death from cancer. It was pretty much the weirdest thing to come out in the mid-1970s and became a huge cult hit. 

Adam Warlock had been a bit of lame-arsed character for a number of years and this gave him a huge purpose, a story of his own and a finite tale. It quickly moved away from the Marvel universe we knew and did very much what the Guardians films did, which was to introduce readers/viewers to just how vast the universe was. It was arguably an inspiration for Star Wars with it's weird settings, odd villains and yet, in a weird way, it also felt like it could have been a Silver Surfer series, given Warlock's noble intentions, philosophical rambling and survivor's guilt.

My memories of the Strange Tales issues and then his own book from Warlock #9 (until #15) was, in 1975, like nothing I'd ever seen. I was just a teenager and this was deeply philosophical and all the women were really sexy and looked like they were naked and had just been drawn on. These were important comics for an adolescent me... I suppose that's the point here, it has been at least 40 years since I'd read these comics and my memory was of something intellectual, adult and far more than just a comic. However, in truth, it's a load of psychobabble mumbo jumbo bollocks from a man who did far too much acid after coming back from Viet Nam. 

In fact, the best thing about it was the reintroduction of Thanos as a major player in the Marvel Universe. The Warlock series fleshed out a character Starlin had introduced in an Iron Man comic in 1973 and the entire story was concluded in two Marvel annuals in 1977 - The Avengers and Marvel Two-in-One and featured a host of superheroes battling Thanos and his army, a little like we saw on film. This first time was over one single Infinity stone, Adam Warlock's Soul Gem. The two part story was one of the highest rated Marvel comics of the 1970s (not a high bar to be fair, but still pretty good).

I read the entire thing in about three hours and thought it was a load of rubbish. Grandiose ideas, huge amounts of cod philosophy and psychology and not really as well drawn as I originally thought. Could everything from my comics reading past be as ... dated and rubbish? These are comics after all, I shouldn't expect that many of them to stand the test of time.

Next on my list, after a week or so to recover, was a comic series from the late 1980s and 1990s that I raved about almost incessantly at times and - I believed - with a few exceptions was possibly the best superhero comic of that particular era. It was The Incredible Hulk, the character that originally got me into comics was now the best comic again.

I came late to this particular party. A famous comics writer and artist called John Byrne had taken over control of the Hulk's comic, but he stayed only for a few months before he quit Marvel and I had little or no interest in this. Now, I'd last read the Hulk around the #220s (in the late 1970s) and it was now in the 330s, a decade had passed and now everything seemed a bit daft. Rick Jones had been the green Hulk for a while and now Banner's Hulk was his original grey - much had changed indeed. 

The run of comics in particular that elevated the Hulk back up the charts started with issue #330 and the arrival of the then unknown artist named Todd McFarlane and then with #331 with the arrival of the writer who would stick around for 130+ issues and transform the character beyond belief, Peter David. 

It was with David's second issue - #332 - that we started to see where he was going. When the Hulk was created back in 1962 due to a printer's fault instead of being green he was grey before reverting to his usual green the following issue. Peter David brought back that mean and nasty Hulk that first appeared in those early issues and he took him on an incredibly interesting journey.

What the writer needed to do was get this meandering behemoth back on track because since the revelations in the mid-1980s that Bruce Banner was the victim of parental abuse, the comic apparently did very little in terms of innovative and it was clear that the direction David was heading with the hot new artist was something that had never been done before. The smaller, meaner, grey Hulk was still a handful because what he lacked in raw power he made up for with smarts and there's was something decidedly Frankenstein's Monster about him and the way McFarlane drew him - not as tall, but just as ... scary. In the space of six months the comic had become this focused road movie featuring Rick Jones, Clay Quartermain - Rogue Agent of SHIELD and a Hulk that only became the Hulk at night and a Bruce Banner who resembled a scared nerd even a youthful Peter Parker would look down on. This odd trio were trying to track down hundreds of gamma bombs that the US government had stockpiled - Banner wanted to ensure there were no more Hulks.

By the time McFarlane was flying solo on the art duties, a lot of people in comics had sat up and were paying attention. This was not your 'Hulk Smash' any longer, but a strange concoction of menace, comedy and old villains seen in a new light. It was arguably the best period of the entire Peter David run because it was so new, fresh and different from what eventually followed. It had extremely good (for the time) artwork, cracking scripts (if a little corny 30 years down the line) and really 'adult' themes and ideas. David examined the Hulk's dark side; looked at how complex Betty's life had become in the many years she wasn't in the comic; reintroduced Rick Jones as not just the Hulk's sidekick but as his moral compass and made the Leader the villain he should always have been - nasty, malevolent and petty.

By the time Wolverine dropped in, we knew that the Hulk was effectively a super cancer made sentient and nothing really could kill him - although whether he could die or not was always a subject for pondering on in precarious situations for the rest of the writers time on the book. The Hulk's rule book had sort of been rewritten taking elements from the past, from literature and from real life and there were stories that absolutely blew you away, especially #345 where Betty has a chat with the Hulk and reveals to him that she's pregnant. It was probably the best dialogue Peter David wrote during his entire tenure on the book, because it was a conversation between two people who loved each other but also scared each other shitless. I sometimes, when I'm weighing up all of the run think this is probably the pinnacle, the best issue of the lot. 

It was clear by issue #345 that McFarlane was struggling to meet deadlines and the double-sized climax to the last year needed a lot of help from the inker and other unnamed artists, which kind of spoiled what should have been a piece of Empire Strikes Back genius. Everything the Leader had planned, was executed, and the outcome was exactly what he wanted and he got away scot free. You almost lose sight of the fact you've just read a really fantastic run of comics that went from nowhere to 100mph very quickly and the hero lost. There's even a post mortem issue, with poor artwork, talking about the aftermath of the Leader wiping out a town of 4000 people and the Hulk.

#347 signalled the arrival of a new editor and a direction no one saw coming. McFarlane had departed to draw Spider-Man and new editor Bobbie Chase took the dramatic step of giving the job of artist to unknown Jeff Purves, an American artist born in Japan. To say Purves' style was an acquired taste is an understatement; it took him probably 20 of his 19 issues on the book to get it right. He was not what you wanted or expected and while the David/Purves team took the grey Hulk, now called Mr Fixit, in some strange and unexpected directions, the distinctive style of Purves made it a difficult comic to love again; it appeared to have had its year in the sun and now was sinking back into mediocrity...

Purves run on the book ended threequarters of the way through a four-part story about the Leader's crazier brother who devises a poison that can actually kill the Hulk or at least that's what all the scientists like Reed Richards and the Leader say. Behind exquisite Walter Simonson covers, Purves delivered some of his most bland work as good/bad as every previous issue, bar his first which was extraordinarily bad. However, the Hulk was now about to go on his most cinematic and dynamic journey yet. Enter former DragonForce artist, the Canadian Dale Keown - things were about to get BIG!

Let's be clear about the Purves era; the stories aren't bad; maybe the Las Vegas stuff was a bit, at times, difficult to comprehend, but for almost two years it gave us something we'd never had before - the Hulk as a mob enforcer, enjoying his life. When Keown came onto the scene everything changed; not only the artwork but the direction, the feel and the intent of the book - everything had a peculiar menacing feel.

I think, once upon a time, I would have argued with myself about whether this was my favourite period in the Peter David era. Artistically it is almost incomparable - I think Keown is a better artist than McFarlane, but in a purely subjective way - however, this is a comic that would continue to churn out superstar artists for years to come because when you were on the Hulk, you had carte blanche to go as big as you like. That's what Dale Keown did and Peter David gave him the stories and created the toys for him to really go to town. Except, it went from pathos to wisecracking - the dialogue became snappy, almost like a Hollywood script. It was like Peter David was seeing his artist's work and upping his ideas to accommodate and seeing them as Hollywood blockbusters rather than 20-page comic stories; the artist had that ability. 

However, for all of the brilliance you got over the entire Dale Keown run, there is superficiality about the way the writer went from the Hulk almost dying to leading a top secret ideologically questionable organisation. The artist was everything the 1960s promised us but in a 1990s style; he did big better than probably anyone and raised the bar, so it seemed a really strange decision for him and Marvel to part company two issues before the 400th anniversary issue, but he did and a sense of dread descended on the room...

Jeff Purves aside, Marvel's success rate with Hulk fill-in artists (a concept I believe no longer happens in comics due to its 'whatever, whenever' attitude about scheduling) was pretty poor; occasionally you'd get a Sam Kieth thrown into the mix, but most of the time you'd get someone who was just trying to do a pale imitation of whoever the main artist on the book was at the time. Keown's departure opened the door for bang average journeywoman Jan Duursema to have a crack at the book, although she was only ever going to be a stop gap, she did far too many issues in the end.

You would have thought that Marvel would have realised from sales and critiques that the Hulk as a comic worked very well with Peter David writing it, but readers quickly lost interest when the artwork looked cheap. The Incredible Hulk had now almost become synonymous with Top Quality Artwork and when the bar drops the comic suffers. David had cinematic, Hollywood scripts for the likes of McFarlane and Keown to play with and he needed someone of that ilk to replace them and that person was Gary Frank who had made his name at Marvel UK. 

In many ways, the unclear and poor ending of the first half of the Pantheon arc with David and Keown just having fun drawing/writing about whoever they fancied meant that the book in general needed a kick up the arse. The Pantheon story didn't seem to be going anywhere, Professor Hulk continually teased the reader into thinking he was about to lose his control, so a new artist gave the writer impetus to get the ball rolling again. The comic's stories had become a bit stale, it needed freshening up.

Gary Frank is another artist who likes big canvases, however, he's also very good at being big in small areas; very similar in execution to Keown, but with a smoother, more comic book style like fellow Brit Alan Davis. He was given lots more toys to play with straight away and Gary got the Avengers, classic villains, characters he helped create for Marvel UK, Nick Fury, the Starjammers and all of the Hulk's usual rotating supporting cast and he quickly made his own dramatic mark. The British artist might not stay on the comic for as long as Dale Keown, but he made his mark. 

Almost as if Marvel realised their errors, Gary Frank's departure was handled in a pretty cool way; the guy following him as artist was fellow Brit Liam Sharp (and an old friend of mine probably because of this run of comics). Gary drew the first half of a double-sized finale, while Liam drew the concluding half, it was goodbye and hello in the same issue, but that was probably as good as it was going to get... 

Liam's Hulk was a mess and I let him have it with both barrels. Month after month I tore his work apart  in my reviews and inside a year after taking the book over he was gone. I don't know if I had any influence on that, from what Liam told me years later, they might have, but they gave him the boost he needed to sort his own style problems out. 

We had a period of about six months with fill-in artists until a new regular penciller was brought on board. David had written over 100 issues of the comic and the direction was becoming a wee bit stale. No one wanted a return to the bad old days of Hulk Smash, but progression had slowed down and the Hulk felt like a comic led by style rather than substance with the writer dialling in scripts and coasting along. When it became clear that Sharp wasn't working and needed to be replaced, it happened at a time when Marvel Comics was going into crossover overdrive, which made continuity a nightmare and recruiting a new artist almost impossible. It was around this point in the comic's life that it started to drop down my list of important reads; not that there were that many comics I read by 1995.

After a slew of fill-in artists, Angel Medina arrived as artist in a period that I presume was hoped to settle things down and set up things for the next big story arc. Medina's problem was he was very hit or miss,  more often 'miss'; he was trying to mimic the absurd bulk of the Hulk (introduced by Sharp) and introduce his own [cartoon] quirkiness to proceedings, but he simply wasn't very good at telling a story and Peter David's were becoming increasingly dull; it seemed illogical that one of the most consistent comics of a ten year period could be getting boring, but it was. Then there was another stream of crossovers, upsetting the rhythm of the storytelling and causing more fill-in artists. By the time Medina's run was concluding it was almost as absurd as Sharp's - the Hulk needed someone on the art with the dynamism of McFarlane, Keown or Frank.

The arrival of Mike Deodato was supposed to settle things down - the Hulk was going off in a new direction, the unified Banner/Hulk personality was dead and we were left with a savage but devious Hulk, a kind of cross between Mr Fixit and the savage, original, Hulk but with a nasty streak. Deodato is a fantastic artist (and friend of mine) but his Hulk wasn't very good and while the stories were suddenly taking on an interesting angle, the book's decline was quickening because of the quality of the artists employed. 

So when it was announced that Adam Kubert was taking over the artistic reins there was a murmur of approval (this was an established 'hot' artist joining the team). The problem was now Peter David's convoluted stories tied into far too much of the past and were not going forward with anything innovative. Arguably, he'd already rung more miles from a two-dimensional character than anyone could have imagined, so if he'd run out of steam it was only natural.

I was still buying these comics in the summer of 1997, but my love for the entire scene had moved from a fan in his dream job to a disgruntled employee who was growing bored with the actual genre that was giving me a decent living. I couldn't honestly say to you if I was reading them or just skimming them to get a rough idea of what was going on. Today, it almost seems frivolous to have continued collecting comics despite pretty much hating them... 

Equally, it must have been difficult to tell a story when your editor keeps informing you that at least a third of your schedule is going to be taken up with comic crossovers and huge story arcs that have nothing to do with your own plans, yet a lot of the David/Kubert run on the book seemed to be taken up with drawing lots of other superheroes (not an uncommon theme in this title) in parts of bigger overreaching stories. To be frank, the act of giving Peter David new artists wasn't working as well as it  once did and to quote John Kricfalusi, 'it's the artists who make the character popular' and in comics it's the artist that makes a character really popular and Gary Frank had been the last one to make the Hulk popular.

Adam Kubert was very good in some people's eyes, I found him a little cartoony at times, but by the late 1990s tastes were changing in comic art, which might be why it was time for a massive shift in the comic. There hadn't been a discernible direction for the book since the seemingly hasty end of the Pantheon, which had happened nearly five years prior to this; in fact it was the ambition of the Pantheon storyline that ended the comic's fine storytelling run. However, having just read the entire Peter David era again, I can safely say he was a better plotter than he was a scripter; some of his dialogue was woeful and he had some superb ideas that didn't seem to be realised. Perhaps it was the Future Imperfect specials that started the descent into mediocrity or, in my opinion, not replacing Gary Frank with another artist of his ilk.

The first half of David's tenure has the best stories, but it also has some of the worst production values and Jeff Purves; the second half never got into any kind of groove, it was like the editorial staff kept getting in the way of interesting stories, or possibly worse than that Peter David didn't really have more than a few good ideas, everything after seemed to be a rehash of elements of previous ideas.

I can honestly say that it's crushed my desire to read some of the classic comics I remember; both Warlock and more recently these Hulk comics both feel dated and shallow - style over substance and no real direction. This period of the Hulk was a classic era for a drab comic, but in reality apart from maybe 25 issues it was just a good idea done reasonably well for a few years. 

My main problem with comics - as an ex fan/pro - is I now think even some of the alleged proper 'classics' are just... comics. There's nothing special in them and the odd time comics throws up something palatable or actually artistically good is so few and far between I kind of think the industry is exactly what its detractors have been saying for years - a genre for kids, geeks and people who wouldn't know a good story if it bit them on the arse and gave them a satisfying wank. 

I am well aware that I fell out of love with comics a long time ago and I'm a bit [ahem] jaded, but none of that nostalgic warmth you get from well-loved old things exists in me for comics. They're all generally a load of shit; although I am talking largely superhero comics, I have to say that independent comics also suffer from many of the same problems - it's the genre, it doesn't really allow itself to be anything other than throwaway ephemera, regardless of how much comics are worth in 2023. 99% of comic books are soap opera fan wank, the 1% that might qualify as 'art' is lost, generally, in a sea of less than mediocrity. It's as relevant to the world as CBeebies is to HD TV. 


Pop Culture: Desperate Cannibal Housewives

This often has less spoilers than I think, but don't let that lull you into a false sense of security...

I'm really starting to have doubts about Yellowjackets now. I really hoped that the cast would find the plots they stumbled into a year ago, but instead we have lots of treading water, at least that's the case in modern times, back in the Canadian wilderness in the 1990s things are getting a little bit Lost. Yes, one of the things I was worried about was the supernatural element that's often touched upon and like Lost you get the feeling if they're just making it up as they go along. They had a good idea; pitched a great first series but didn't really have a clue where they were going after that. 

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It was Saturday night. we fancied something a bit throwaway, a little popcorn. So I looked through my library of old shite and we opted for the 2011 stinker Battleship

I'd just like to make the point that this film was made 12 years ago; it's got a silly story and a naff script, B-list (at best) actors and not the biggest budget in the world yet the SFX were considerably better than anything Marvel has released in the last few years. Why is that?

***

The 7th instalment of Welcome to Wrexham is worth the admission price along. It's almost like Rob and Ryan realise this TV show isn't going to work without them, so they remedy that.

However, parts 8 thru 11 are a bit... socio-economic documentaries with some football and the occasional cameo from our heroes. It's still an entertaining show, especially the Parkinson's Passion meter.

***

The latest episode of Ted Lasso was also the strangest. Getting the incomprehensible out of the way first; the team is in the Netherlands for a friendly (in the middle of the spring) against Ajax. Not something that would have or is likely to happen in the foreseeable future.

To say nothing happened would be unfair to inactivity and boredom, something always happens in Ted Lasso's world and yet this felt like all filler and no killer; like one of those Christmas episodes where something deep and meaningful happens to certain cast members, and they have epiphanies and everything will be back to normal next time. 

This was just odd, but not in a bad way, it's just, I don't really know what this show is about any more or even if Ted is the central character.

***

My association with Star Trek is over. The conclusion of Picard is almost definitely not the last time I'll venture into the world of the Federation and Star Fleet even if I'd like it to be. I intend to see what they do with the reprieved and shortened final season of Disco Very, but I can't promise I'll finish it; it might simply be as a way of saying goodbye.

And what about the last outing of the Next Gen crew? Well, given that people were wondering how they were going to finish off the Borg and return everything to as it was, the conclusion was almost swift and succinct, leaving enough time to have games of poker and a whole bunch of nostalgia and fanboy wankage. This is the end; there's not going to be any more (unless they follow the adventures of Seven, Jack and Raffi on the new Enterprise or find some way to resurrect the brilliant Liam Shaw). It had its moments but in general it was not worth getting excited about. The finale was 50 minutes of television. 

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I considered ending this week's as I began it, with a review of the latest Yellowjackets, but we opted to watch a film instead. We had Quantumania to plough our way through and a couple of others, but we opted to watch John Carter again (which I suspect will have a lot in common with the Ant-Man film).

It's not a bad film; it dips badly in the middle and the actors - Mark Strong aside - are awful, however the special effects are largely better than anything Marvel does at the moment, but it has a weak and quite feeble ending setting it up for sequels that never happened. I understand why people hated it, yet despite the poor actors, a weak plot, some serious water treading and the need for a greater explanation of what was going on, I didn't fall asleep during it.

***

Next time: more of whatever I've been talking about recently, some things I haven't mentioned and probably some other stuff. However, I'll leave you with this conundrum: Patrick Stewart is a bald British actor who plays good guys in virtually everything he's ever made (with one nasty film as an exception). Mark Strong is a bald British actor who plays bad guys in virtually every film he appears in. Why is that? Why can't Mark be a hero? It's just not fair; show Mark Strong some love!

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Next up Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania, I don't expect it will be good...

Friday, April 14, 2023

Pop Culture: Life and Death

Spoils lurks within...

It's goodbye Hello Tomorrow and it's good riddance from me. What started out as an off-kilter and visually stunning television series with real intrigue quickly became a contrived and difficult to follow mishmash of a mess. It's a real shame because Billy Crudup probably deserves a hit TV show based on his performances in this alone.

The story 'concluded' with everything going right - but wrong - and Jack's entire family reunited much to the confusion of his long-time ex-wife - who has been in a coma for the entire series - and most of the rest of the cast on their way to the moon for who knows what kind of fate. This might have worked had it had a story, unfortunately whatever story it had got lost up its own arse very quickly.

I don't understand why it was made. A huge disappointment after such an auspicious start.

***

Yellowjackets has finally started to get going, but it's in the past where things are getting interesting just when you thought the past had become just an open book with horrendous acts punctuating it. In series one it was about the present day survivors and the weird adventure they got themselves into; series two seems to have forgotten the reason we're here in favour of meandering around. There's also a wee bit too much comedy creeping into the present, especially with the introduction of Elijah Wood, while the past has taken on a sinister and paranoid feel.

However, this week did feel like it was getting back on track without much happening. Back in 1999, the survivors were mainly in denial about their last meal, while in 2022 the focus has become so splintered that you do start to wonder if the show's creators have a finite story for the now?

***

The second and final season of Carnival Row has been a curious mix and I wasn't sure how some of the subplots were going to work out in the final few episodes. I like Orlando Bloom, he's been good as a gruff, unpretty former cop who no longer belongs with either humans or fae (the magical folk); it's a long way removed from Legolas and his time on the Tolkien books adaptations. I'm still not sure about Delavigne; I mean, she's extremely pretty...

With the plots all coming together; we now know what it's been all about - revolution. The world has shown its face and no race of beings in this series is good. All the women, bar Tourmaline, have either been mad, bad, stupid or easily led and the men all wankers. The heroes have had a constant fight against monsters and idiots; but that's the point of a prejudiced based fantasy - this is in many ways what Marvel need to do with X-Men ideas - give it a reason and something to fight against but do it in a way that is believable and not convenient. Carnival Row has suffered from being too short, but equally that might have something to do with the odd pacing of each episode, but it did a good job of showing extreme prejudice.

The conclusion was actually that - a conclusion. Some people might like it, others won't. It was satisfying and also a very well made and enjoyable two season thing. Now it's over it feels like there should have been more - it's considerably more entertaining than some of the shite that gets recommissioned, such as the LotR stuff.

***

Alfonso Cuarón's first big English language film led to him getting a Harry Potter film gig and elevated him up amongst the best foreign directors knocking about. That first big film was Children of Men, a story which, considering it was made in 2006, feels like a prophetic snapshot of where the UK has been going recently but without added infertility. 

It's a remarkably bleak film, maybe not as bleak as The Road which came out at a similar time and is very much like The Last of Us but without fungal zomboids. Britain in 2027 is a fascist dictatorship [?!] which, oddly, has become the place where every refugee on the planet wants to come to, but the UK has a zero immigration policy and everyone - citizens legal or illegal - live in fear and panic at the desperate, violent and corrupt system. Clive Owen is initially contacted by his ex because he might know someone who can get travel passes to the south coast for something that is a wonder in this age of despair - a pregnant woman.

As it transpires, the passes were the last thing they need, as a swathe of bodies is left in Owen's wake as he tries desperately to protect the heavily pregnant Key and get her to the mythical Human Project. He was reluctant at first, but committed and determined by the end. In fact, in many ways it is extremely similar to The Road with almost identical endings - a mix of sadness with a soupçon of hope.

I'm amazed I've never watched it before. I'm usually a fan of dystopia, but maybe I avoided it because it was largely a British film, with a cameo from Julianne Moore - it can't be called much else as she's dead before you realise she's in it. It's cropping up on iPlayer and BBC3 at the moment; if you've never seen it, it's worth it for the pace and brutality on offer.

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This week's Trailer Time is The Marvels from Marvel due for release in November (after being put back by two months for reshoots etc etc). Brie Larsson and the other two people star in what appears to be a cosmic offering with Nick Fury*, possibly some aliens and probably given the nature of the film, quantum entanglement. 

Let me put this out there; all Marvel trailers are designed to make you WANT to see the film, some better than others. For instance, I'm known to be ambivalent - at best - about the Guardians of the Galaxy film yet I think the first trailer for GotGv3 is the best Marvel trailer I can remember ever seeing and will, ultimately be much better than the film. The trailer for The Marvels left me colder than having slept inside an iceberg. Even Kamala Khan's family, Nick Fury and an alien cat's presence has failed to do anything remotely excitable. 

* Is this another Marvel faux pas? Is The Marvels set before or after Secret Invasion? Nick Fury appears to play a large role in this film, which means he either walks away from the upcoming Skrull series unharmed or it's set before that. It will be explained, it just jars with me.

***

Maybe the reason I felt so ambivalent about The Marvels trailer is because I realised this evening I'm becoming bored with superhero films. Take Shazam: Fury of the Gods as the perfect example; great cast, familiar characters, witty script and absolutely a massive mess in terms of story, plot and development.

It might be a thoroughly enjoyable mess of a movie, that it's also a lamentable pile of poo. There is no real explanation as to who or how or where the villains came from, bad character development and trying to be clever and failing. It has unexplained stuff happening to do with the Shazam mythos/history that is both new and never mentioned before and just how did all those mortals get to the world of the Gods at the end without a superpowered god-like person to help?

So much made little sense - why would the third daughter of Atlas go to Billy's school, given they had no idea that Billy or his foster brothers and sisters were in fact the 'Shazam' family? I mean, I understand the need for this to have happened so that the ending can be the way it is, but talk about contrived and lazy script writing?

Oh and the deus ex machina ending? Oh heavens, that was bad beyond belief. Gal Gadot should know better. The post credits scenes: the first one seemed to be a bit of 'Oh Shazam might have a future in James Gunn's DCU' and the second one might never see the light of day given James Gunn's new DCU. 

I liked the film because of the familiarity to the characters; Darla is still the best of the super family but even her contribution got a bit weird and wacky when the unicorns were introduced. The unicorns were fantastic; a brilliant idea and addition; the Skittles joke almost as funny, but after that it just got a bit too daft - not silly or stupid, but daft. Also many of the monsters on offer looked like a production line of homages to Ray Harryhausen's Sinbad and monster movies. There was simply too much in this film and simultaneously not enough in it. A kind of surreal Schrodinger's Film.

I think superhero fatigue is a genuine thing. Avengers: Endgame was such a pinnacle in the genre that almost everything that has happened since has been a massive anti-climax; nothing is as big or as crazy as that film, so no superhero film since, even if it isn't trying to be super cosmic, is even in the same book let alone on the same page. Superhero films and special effects extravaganzas is on a death cycle; I give it five years and by 2030 there'll be a few low budget films floating about but Disney will have sold Marvel and moved on and DC/Warner will still be flogging some dead horse hoping to catch lightning in a bottle [you see what I did there?].

***

Ted Lasso entered into even darker territory this week. Although the hyperbole surrounding the club from the media and the lack of continuity and consistency by the writers is annoying (Richmond, who were relegated in season one and were third before the West Ham defeat, are talked about like being out of their depth and not really a proper football team despite being 9th in a league of 20). The people who make this show obviously haven't studied how football works or even looked at the back page of any newspapers or understand British football journalism.

Ted's struggling with panic attacks again while his team just struggles. The star player has retired without warning; the chairman wants children but can't have them and the Wag gets down to some sexy business with her boss in something that has been telegraphed for weeks. It also struggled with the laughs a little this week and Nathan might finally have wooed Jade, albeit unintentionally - which is quite amazing considering what an absolute monstrous sociopathic cock he is.

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We often watch programmes that others recommend to us, so we were surprised when our sister-in-law in Sheffield suggested we watch Welcome to Wrexham, which is weird considering we watch Ted Lasso and she isn't into football, at all.

This FX series joins Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhanney as they purchase non-league football club Wrexham in an attempt to return them to former glories and more. It's weird watching it after Ted Lasso because where the former is about an American coach out of his depth at a English football club, this is about two Hollywood stars possibly out of their depth buying a Welsh football club. Where Ted knows little about football, Ryan and Rob are doing their utmost to understand 'soccer' and get behind it and Wrexham the town; even down to Rob learning some Welsh.

A couple of episodes in and buying the club in a pandemic, then watching money disappear and players not achieve what was expected of them doesn't augur well for the future - a future we know still involves Wrexham being a non-league side, although that is bound to change with them sitting top of their league needing three wins from five games to re-enter the EFL for the first time in 15 years.

It starts well, but by the fifth instalment you're wondering if this is going to actually be a documentary about Wrexham, the fans of the club and not specifically the famous people buying and running it, because Rob appears for about 15 seconds and Ryan for about five and the lead singer of a pub band talked about his bowel cancer for half the show... 

***

A friend of mine, a comics professional, went into complete fanboy mode after the latest episode of Picard. "How are they going to solve this?" He said, I'm hoping in an attempt to simply stimulate discussion because we all know it will be solved. Star Fleet and the Federation are unlikely to become part of the Borg despite how grim it's looking.

Come on, there's one part left, which might be an extra length finale, but equally might just be another 45 minute episode, we all know someone, probably Data, is going to come up with some kind of computer virus to knock out the genetically altered humans (all under 25) who are now all serving the Borg queen. The world of Star Trek isn't going to be left as it is.

However, I have an issue. There was a point during this instalment where someone says, 'We've had no contact with the Borg for ten years." and that got me thinking, was season two of Picard supposedly set a decade before this? Didn't Agnes Jurati merge with the Queen to make a softer, more reasonable Borg who was not hell bent on assimilation? I'm not at all sure what season two has to do with anything really, or most of season one either.

This was a weird episode in that it appeared to have a number of cliff hangers; it could have finished at any point after 18 minutes as situations got grimmer and less salvageable. It's been a thoroughly entertaining final series, but I really do think there are a lot of holes in the plot. It's a shame we won't be seeing anything more of Liam Shaw - the best Star Fleet Captain never to get his own show.

***

Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Ren & Stimpy Story was a Netflix documentary from a couple of years ago that I stumbled upon recently. Being a huge fan of John Kricfalusi and abandoning The Ren & Stimpy Show after two series because he'd been dumped from it, I thought it would be interesting to see what really happened, because I'd heard that John K was a bit weird, but I honestly didn't expect to be placed in a similar position to the one I was in after the recent Bill Cosby documentaries on BBC2.

It's a compelling piece of work that's on for an hour and three quarters and for the first hour you're kind of lulled into this false sense of security where boy genius Kricfalusi assembles this team of bright talents, pitches a bunch of ideas at Nickelodeon and is on the threshold of animation history at a time when cartoons were mass produced rubbish with more thought about the merchandise than the actual entertainment.

Then you reach season two of TR&SS and you start seeing problems. The Spumco crew had struggled to get season one completed; it ended up coming in over budget and late but had been such a huge success Nickelodeon offered them more money and more time for more episodes; 24 to be precise and that was an almost impossible task immediately. Things started to go wrong when an entire third of first show of the second season was taken up with the introduction of George Liquor (based on Kricfalusi's abusive father) beating up Ren & Stimpy as violently as possible before being beaten to death by Ren. It wasn't funny, it was deeply disturbing and it hadn't been approved.

That first episode was dropped and rescheduled, but before long John K was telling his staff that stories had been approved by Nickelodeon when they hadn't seen anything from him. It came to a head when the producer confronted Kricfalusi about all of the problems and instead of trying to work something out, he went on a paranoid rant and was fired, but was allowed to take characters he created because Nickelodeon simply didn't want them.

This was the early 1990s and while he worked on a number of cartoons for the next ten years, it was as work for hire in most cases. In 2003, he regained control of Ren & Stimpy and produced The Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon for Spike, but it was cancelled after three parts and ripped to shreds by critics after they were subjected to sex, bodily fluids, extreme violence, profanity and very little humour. Then things got very dark...

One of the things John K kept emphasising throughout his interviews on the doc was how it's not the characters that are successful it's the artists who produce them and by the end that sounded more of a plea to love his characters and not judge them on his... indiscretions. Kricfalusi might not be a paedophile, but he's a weird child loving groomer of vulnerable young women, but seemingly not for sexual reasons, especially as he dumped one 'acolyte' when she turned 21 before hooking up with another wannabe animator who was just 16. He seems to thrive on adulation and idolisation from young women and that really made him sound like one utterly fucked up individual.

The irony is the first season and most of the second of The Ren & Stimpy Show was some of the most outrageously surreal and bizarre stuff to ever feature on TV, everything that didn't have his name attached was a pale imitation and Bob Camp, who took over running the show, was also a competent artist and highly praised by the guy he replaced, but he didn't have that thing that John K had, and he's probably extremely thankful. The thing is those first two seasons are cracking TV and while I'll probably never watch them all again, I do think it was the work of a lot of geniuses. 

***

Next time might not be next week at all given the look of our schedule for the next few weeks. However, it probably will be, so you can expect the finale of Picard, the latest Yellowjackets, obviously Ted Lasso and probably another swathe of Welcome to Wrexham, which is only about 23 minutes an episode. More old film reviews and there will inevitably be something popping up on the Tube of You that'll I'll want to harp on about. 


Friday, April 07, 2023

Pop Culture: Treading Water

Warnings of spoilers are genuine and should concern you 

Hello Tomorrow feels like it's going to peter out rather than end with a bang. Jack is now the only person who is still being fooled by himself, although I think Joey might be ruing some of his decisions. I've found the climax to this series very odd and with one episode to go all of the promise it began with seems to have waned away into a mix of surreal ordinariness and a directionless ramble. For all of the sumptuous looks it needed a story to go with it.

I said to the wife, if US TV did four-part series like the UK, this could have been four 50 minute episodes that whizzed through the story with some sense of urgency and maybe felt accomplished rather than a meandering masquerade party.

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Taron Egerton is back, this time as Henk Rogers, the man who got the deal to have Tetris used outside of the USSR. I'm going to bet the film Tetris is a whole lot more exciting and full of intrigue than the original negotiations were. I'm sure it was quite scary and there might have been some double deals and maybe some threats, but I expect when it stated it was 'based on true events' the word 'based' is being used a loosely as possible.

It is, however, an entertaining film all the same with some genuinely funny moments. Whether it was a good film is up for debate and I say that because it did push all the right buttons, get all the pathos right and it built tension up in a way that made the film work; it was just a little too unrealistic - despite being very realistic. It was a little like Moneyball from last week; good film, interesting cast, entertaining story, it just felt a bit empty and unimportant.

It tells the story of how Rogers overcomes the Maxwell family, the KGB and stuff like language and cultural differences to secure the rights for a game which is still popular today. Special mention for Roger Allam as Robert Maxwell - deserves some kind of award.

***

Avatar: The Way of Water was so dull we gave up with it after an hour. I really thought I was going to write a sprawling review of the year's biggest film and kick the entire blog off with it, but I was bored after five minutes. I don't understand the fascination with Avatar and this didn't have a story worth following 57 minutes into it. Maybe I just don't understand.

It's not been that long since we watched the first film, although to be fair most of it disappears into a fog, but this kind of does a bit at explaining what has been happening, but really it's just an opening hour of reintroducing us to Jake Sully, his wife and the new family and how the mining company has returned with Hybrid Navi warrior avatars with the aim to kill Jake off.

Nothing in the first hour hinted at an actual story; nothing in the first hour made me want to sit through three and a quarter hours of it. How it's the most successful film of 2023, so far, is beyond my ability to comprehend modern culture trends? It's just a big boring video game that you don't get to play. Awful, should have been called Avatar: The Wan in Wanker

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Yellowjackets wandered into the second episode at the same nonchalant pace the first part of season two did. Not a lot seemed to happen until the last five minutes, then the humour turned very black. I just have a bit of a worry that there's a need for padding already. In season one, while the plight of the crash survivors was really interesting, it was the genius way they brought the surviving members back together in the present that was the key thing to this series. 

Melanie Lynskey, Juliette Lewis, Tawny Cypress and Christina Ricci were awesome in the first series and the way the story went with them was intriguing and enthralling, but now we've got the addition of adult Lottie and the imminent arrival of adult Van and I suppose there's a necessity to spread the adults thin because it was difficult to have four of them in scenes without making reference to the past, having six (maybe more) makes it obvious; however maybe that isn't important any more because the elephant in the Canadian cabin has been revealed; the secret that was never a secret has been exposed; it could be that Yellowjackets is about to go off in a direction none of us expected.

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The interesting thing about season two of Carnival Row is that it's set a couple of weeks/months after the first series, but it was made almost four years later. Covid and I've read a reprieve is why it's here, now. Apparently it was originally cancelled after one series, but that decision was reversed in 2020 only for the pandemic to prevent travel to Prague and then other commitments for the actors meant a further year's wait, so it was a good job we'd just watched it rather than in 2019 when it was originally released.

The less interesting thing about it is now the mystery of series one has been concluded the focus of season two appears to have shifted, although there is a new murderous threat and Philo has been briefly 'welcomed' back into the police as a consultant, there's this feeling that the subplots this is going to conclude, such as Agreus and Imogen's crossbreed love story, just aren't going to be as interesting or exciting. We shall see.

By the next blog we will have finished the entire series; I'm expecting something big to happen, especially as the monster in season two is as fucked up as the one in season one, but we don't know what this one's motive is, yet.

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24 Hour Party People is a film we'd never watched, probably because that scene avoided us in the 1980s and while the wife is a big Joy Division fan, I think it just passed us by.

Steve Coogan does a passable Tony Wilson and the mockumentary style the film takes on, while quite normal for Michael Winterbottom, must have felt a little bit edgy in 2001 when the film came out (and Tony Wilson was still alive). It's a who's who of British acting over the last 30 years, with comedic actors and thesps popping up all over this film. It was a laugh, but about as disposable as The Trip another Coogan/Winterbottom project. 

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DC, now under the control of James Gunn, has released the first trailer for August's Blue Beetle, which seems to be taking the idea of the Blue Beetle I remember and chucking that out of the window in favour of a kind of Spider-Man/Latino/Green Lantern/Cyborg thing that looks, on first viewing, to be another reason why, perhaps, I should think about giving up on superhero films. It looks well made; the special effects seem better than the trash Marvel is doing at the moment, but, you know, meh...

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A quick word/mention for the news revamped BBC News, which I touched on a few weeks ago. It's now amateur hour at the BBC, with 50% less content than before, bemused looks from old hands - like the weather presenters - and the feeling that it will no longer be the channel of choice when there's nowt else on. The BBC's money is your money, look how well it's working for you.

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Apropos of nowt, I found the original version of this blog. It was called something long winded and finite and just 12 years ago we were watching some completely awful rubbish and I was raving about a show called No Ordinary Family - oh how times have changed...

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In Simon Reeve's Return to Cornwall the reporter returned to... um... er... Cornwall to catch up with some people he met three years ago, during lockdown. Life must have got better since then surely?

In some ways I'm surprised the BBC allows Reeve to do such stark reporting from the UK. It's okay to put a spotlight on third world countries and their injustices but not the UK. The way the country has fallen apart since the pandemic alone and the fact we just calmly accept it is both frightening and humiliating for a nation that once regarded itself as great. This is depressing television brought to you by 13 years of Tory sadism.

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I shouldn't do this here, really, but I can't resist it. Having had another case of the lurgy this week, I settled down in the lounge and decided to watch Earth versus The Flying Saucers, a film I hadn't seen since I was a kid and with special effects by the brilliant Ray Harryhausen. 

I managed 25 minutes or so before I had to turn it off. I absolutely cannot recommend this film enough if you want to watch people on screen talk in bizarre non-sequiturs and characters that walked out of the minds of people who know nothing about what they're writing and don't understand science fiction. The film essentially starts with a newly-married couple, who also happen to be working for the US government sending new-fangled 'satellites' up to orbit the earth. There has been much in the news about strange flying saucers and when the two of them are almost run off the road by a saucer the most logical thing for these scientists to do is tell the US government.

But no, they can't be sure the giant saucer floating above them is really a giant flying saucer so they decide to keep it to themselves. Then they discover they've recorded it on a tape recorder and her father is also a general in the US Army, but isn't allowed onto a US Army base because, despite being a general, he has no clearance, so he has a nice chat on the phone with his daughter about her recent marriage before being in the same room as her in almost the next scene. The married couple seem more interested in the fact that now they're married they can't go off canoodling with each other and that's fortunate otherwise he wouldn't have inadvertently discovered the aliens were trying to speak to him - albeit in a way that sounded like screeching. As chief scientist he goes to US government who put him under arrest - for his own safety - and I switched off. 

The SFX are shoddy (even for Harryhausen); the acting is banal, the sets are pretty good, but surely Hugh Marlowe (who was the lead and does have Hollywood form) or one of his co-stars must have said to the director, 'this doesn't make sense; it's like dialogue from a dream about flying saucers.' I suppose they said their lines, got paid and moved onto the next job. It's not like actors even bother to point out to directors, even in 2023, that what they think isn't always what something is. Just look at Ted Lasso.

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Speaking of Ted, Ted Lasso continues to impress me with its refusal to succumb to story stereotypes. This week Richmond got stuffed by West Ham in a real grudge match that left Nathan feeling even worse about himself while embracing his inner sociopath.

The weird thing about this show now is it has found its funny feet again yet veers further away from being a comedy. An unexpected guest star this week (which won't mean much to people who don't watch For All Mankind) and an ending that opens the realms of possible closure.

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There were moments in the first two series of Picard where it really felt like they just jumped the shark and went all wobbly on us - more so in season two. I got the impression that this was the episode where the so far excellent season three did that. We had a kind of conclusion to this first phase but there's still a load of unanswered questions and there now doesn't appear to be enough time to conclude them all, plus we've spent eight episodes to get here and I'm not sure where here is.

Just what is Jack Crusher and why were some people so keen to have him? What connection does this series have to the Dominion War and why am I losing the plot a little with this? This was an episode far too full of psychobabble and nostalgic nipple tweaks and not enough explaining.

I do agree with the clamour for a Captain Liam Shaw series though, especially if he gets beaten up for half the series.

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Next time: There'll be a few conclusions and maybe something new, but the beauty of this time of the year is you get what you know and then you get things you weren't expecting. I already have the finale of Hello Tomorrow and the latest Yellowjackets to watch, plus the latest Shazam film to spend some time on. 

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Wednesday, April 05, 2023

Fall of the MCU Update

Who would have thought that inside a week of writing my article there were more 'partings' at Marvel, albeit from Marvel Entertainment, which isn't directly linked to the film franchise. As the US business website The Week reported:

"Disney [has] laid off Isaac "Ike" Perlmutter, the chair of Marvel Entertainment. The billionaire was informed over the phone that Marvel Entertainment, which is separate from the film studio Marvel Studios and deals with consumer products, is redundant and will "be folded into larger Disney business units". Disney also reportedly laid off Marvel Entertainment co-president Rob Steffens and chief counsel John Turitzin.

Perlmutter sold Marvel to Disney in 2009, though he has not had a role in its movies in recent years. In 2015, a reorganization led Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige to report to Disney studio chief Alan Horn instead of the "infamously micromanaging" Perlmutter, a move that came after "several years of frustration" on Feige's part."

Now this might not seem unusual or even linked to the MCU and it probably isn't, but it is cleaning out all the old leaving just Kevin Feige remaining, who it has been rumoured was given the full backing of the Disney board, in a move that sounds more Premier League than comic book. However, literally the day after Marvel announced this news, they also released, quietly, details of new cast additions to 2024's Captain America: New World Order and these surprised a few people. 

Harrison Ford will take over the role of Thunderbolt Ross, but probably only for this film as there are big plans for the character that will probably happen during this film. Tim Blake Nelson will return to his role as Samuel Sterns aka The Leader, the gamma-irradiated guy who appeared at the end of The Incredible Hulk and so will Liv Tyler as Betty Ross. There is also talk that Tim Roth will reprise his role as the Abomination and what have you got when you have those people in it? The Incredible Hulk 2 is what you've got. 

Not a film about a black Captain America because Sam will be reduced to playing second fiddle in his own film, but he'll be in a lot of it and will probably save the day. You see, Marvel can't use the Hulk as a lead character until 2025 because of the deal they have with Universal Pictures, who made the previous two Hulk films and still own the title rights. However Marvel has done pretty good out of using the Hulk in other films and the subplots from Greenskin's second film have never been (re)addressed. This news makes some sense given it now probably means Thunderbolts will also make sense, given the 'comicbook' history of that team. However it makes no sense as a Sam Wilson/Captain America film, unless it's being used simply as a set up.

Could it be that the Marvel film franchise is dying on its feet? While Quantumania is making money, it's not exactly made execs above Feige happy and it's only just reached Black Widow levels and that was the first post-pandemic release. Okay, if they take back control of the character in 2025 why do this now; why the Hulk saturation if they can do Hulk films again soon? They need some blockbusters in 2024 and all they've got left of the original Avengers who hasn't been tried and tested is The Hulk. The Hulk makes them money and gets the crowds in - Hulk Good! Hulk Smash Box Office! It could be that this was always going to be the plan, but most industry insiders were talking about the World War Hulk story happening after Phase Six; Marvel and Feige love to talk about what they're planning; for Kevin they're his Stan Lee moments and if the Hulk was going to feature prominently don't you think we would have had more notice than this?

Thunderbolts is the film after CA:NWO and that initially was going to be a lot of the B-list characters we've been introduced to in the TV series - John Walker, Baron Zemo, Bucky Barnes, the Yelena Black Widow plus a few extras - or at least that was the impression we were given. That a kind of Dark Avengers was being assembled by Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, but that might not be the case at all. Given Harrison Ford is only likely to be in the Cap film, it makes sense that they're going to introduce the Red Hulk [aka Thunderbolt Ross] into proceedings and he'll be the leader of the Thunderbolts. Given Julia Dreyfuss's role changed slightly in Black Panther: Wank Ada Forever I suspect her project might go on the back burner. Oh and there's the absence of Mark Ruffalo from New World Order's cast list, when all other Hulk characters are in it is probably because he'll take centre stage in Thunderbolts, especially as the original [much different] Thunderbolts were introduced in his comic [during one of Peter David's more forgettable runs]. 

I expect this will lead into the aforementioned World War Hulk, which might even see schedules moved around and Kang disappear from it, depending on the outcome of the Jonathan Majors court case. Would Marvel ditch an already hyped film? It wouldn't be the first time, but it would be the most high profile film so far, but if they look like they've been proactive (in this allegedly 'woke' world) it will look good further down the road.

However, I think this is more to do with money than anything else and Disney will be looking at the films up to Endgame and the films after and be wondering where the magic has gone? It is possible that like the comics the films are based on it is becoming bloated and unwieldy, this might require a different direction; a new person at the helm and that rarely works. Making superhero films isn't managing a football team. 

I expect some big announcements in the coming weeks, essentially as Disney announced that there would be only three movies a year and only two TV series; the company announced this news, quietly, on April 2nd. The idea to try and make Secret Invasion into a two-part Nick Fury film was never a viable idea and the TV series will debut on June 21 - gambling on a summer TV blockbuster is brave, especially as it will debut about six weeks before The Guardian of the Galaxy Vol 3 starts streaming on Disney+ - so it will probably conclude around the same time.

Ironheart had recently been moved in the schedules, while Echo, which has been beset by production problems, had also been shifted back. However, Hollywood Reporter's gossip columnist suggests that all is not going well with Ironheart with much reshooting and reports the special effects are 'very Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...' while Echo has been adding known characters to its cast list. Both series have been reportedly shelved until 2024 and the only other definite, live action, series confirmed in 2023 is season two of Loki, which might feature Jonathan Majors in it and if it does everything will depend on his hearing. While it's 'in the can' Loki hasn't been given even a rough release date, possibly confirming the imminent fluidity of the future schedule.

A small caveat to something I mentioned in the first part of this article, Agatha: Coven of Chaos is officially going to be a musical, it has also been rescheduled for autumn 2024 and is likely to be filmed as a one-off special. Literally inside the last half an hour one of my old contacts in the business said that he'd heard a number of things including the above mentioned Agatha Harkness series becoming a 75 minute special in the style of Werewolf by Night or the GotG Christmas Special, however that was not the biggest news...

Being announced at some point over the next week will be a revised schedule for film and TV; Blade looks set to be pulled, The Fantastic Four is likely to be put back to late 2025 even 2026. There will be a Hulk film in 2025, which will conclude the World War Hulk series and set up Avengers: Secret Wars. Deadpool 3 could be PG-13 rated and be done in a Not Brand Echh comic style; Marvel also announced that the She-Hulk writer Jessica Gao would be working on the script. There is growing concern at Disney about there being an 18 rated film in their superhero line. 

Having a much reduced output might prove to be a good move and any things currently in production can be released in the future, however a number of Disney bigwigs are concerned about the direction Marvel is taking and would like the focus to be reined in rather than expanded. This could effectively see the current schedule taking up the entire schedule until 2030 or possibly never completing it.

There will be big announcements of new or returning actors to roles - it is believed that Chris Evans has been asked to come back for two films as Steve Rogers and that the Scarlet Johansson produced film could also feature her as a resurrected Black Widow, but with Jeremy Renner out of action for a couple of years, possibly for good, then there will be no Hawkeye. Robert Downey Jr has never discounted coming back as Tony Stark and as he's pushing 60, we have to think that if Marvel has brought these iconic actors back, they must realise they have some problems ahead. If they were going to do this it has to be now as they only have them for a limited period of time before age gets the better of them.

If everything that is happening isn't an indication there is a problem at Marvel/Disney I learned nothing from writing about them for 15 years. I expect in the next 18 months someone in to replace Feige and a massive refocus on the core reasons for the success in the first place. It's inevitable; if Guardians 3 doesn't rock the cosmos from that point onwards it's a blank slate.

However, still no X-Men, so there is a silver lining.


Monday, April 03, 2023

The Time Travel Thing

I have been fascinated by the concept of time travel since I watched The Time Travellers from 1964. It was and still is a quite dreadful film about time travellers, however it has this ending which has pretty much stayed with me ever since. The travellers inadvertently create a time loop, so the ending doesn't/isn't. Since then the idea of paradoxes has stuck with me and is one of the reasons that I feel that even far off into the future time travel will still be impossible - apart from forwards in time. You can't go into the past because the past doesn't exist.

However, if someone in the future could go back in time or manipulate the past in some way, presumably as long as it doesn't defy the laws of physics then you could get away with it, surely? You can't kill someone in the past because the repercussions and variables are too long and complicated, but could you change the name of something? I always thought it would be funny if I could go back in time and change the word for trees to cunts and vice versa. That wouldn't cause a temporal vortex or a time paradox, at least not that I can see. The problem is only I'd find it hilarious because everyone else would know a forest is full of cunts and the worst insult you can give to a woman is calling her a tree.

You know when you've gone upstairs for something and when you get there you've forgotten why you've gone upstairs? That could be time travel; the thing you went to get might not exist any more. You know when you meet someone and you're convinced you've met before, but that would be almost impossible? Time travel. It's the residual 'memory' of another plane of existence resonating inside your brain. You knew this person in a different life.

That actually happened to me once. No shit, this is a true story. Back when I was 11 and just finishing middle school, I had a couple of mates who I used to hang around with occasionally. Terry, Steve and Denver and what I liked about Denver was not only did he have a weird but okay name, he was an eleven year old who had been writing a book for almost a year. The thing was, we were all going into the big school in September and while Terry and I went to one school, Steve and Denver went to Weston Favell, the local rival school. I probably saw both of them about four times over the next five years and not since we were teenagers.

Many years ago, I looked on Facebook for the three of them; became friends with one of them, Terry, for a few years - only via messaging as we never hooked up and we got talking about Denver with the weird names (his surname was even weirder). I went in search of him and given that this was when you could attach a message to a friend request it's probably closer to 15 years ago, I not only found him but I attached a message. His response was odd; he remembered Terry and Steve but had no idea who I was - which as anyone who knows me will tell you is weird anyhow. I mentioned the book he was writing, where we all used to hang out, what we were into and the fact that I was friends with Terry and he literally could not remember me at all, not even a vague recollection. 

Several years ago, before I moved to Scotland I 'discovered' the term for albino beetroot was 'chobli' derived from an African word in origin, meaning white root. Even the wife recalls me talking about them - because they're fucking tasteless shite if you ever get one - and yet when I went to look it up there was no such word as chobli, nothing at all. It never existed, I made it up.

Unlike the months I've spent trying to convince people that Simon & Garfunkel were originally called Ollie Eggboo & Vorgaltron, I can actually remember these things and so can other people, albeit only verbally.  Yet in a world of misinformation and bullshit, it would be impossible to remove all traces of certain things unless those certain things didn't happen. I might remember knowing Denver but that might be because of some tachyon fluke; Terry might have taken it for granted that I knew Denver but what if something happened in the past that meant I never met him at all, or we only ever were on sort of nodding terms at school? I only have the wife's memory about chobli, she remembers me telling her about it shortly after we discovered white beetroot is awful. I can't imagine I made it up; I never took drugs that buggered around with my imagination or memory, unless I made it up because I couldn't find anything interesting about them so wanted to sound knowledgeable? Except, the internet... the wife isn't stupid, etc etc etc. 

Now, we're told that time alters memories we turn certain memories into little films in our head although I'm not sure we even process memories like that; I think unless we're looking for data or clues in our thoughts, then most of our memories are impressions and feelings rather than a cine camera dialogue. So if absolute specifics - and you don't get much more unique than chobli, a word that doesn't exist - are remembered, isn't it a little bit like me asking you if you remember the late Queen's husband, Prince Dave of Macedonia.

There are famous people who believe we're all in a massive time loop and that we've been doing this for thousands of years and we have no memory of it and it can never be stopped. Which begs the question if we have no memory of it and are not aware of it surely it's just a theory, much like God, to make us feel a bit better about having not achieved everything we might have wanted? If it was a time loop and everything is the same, then during the first ever loop - the prime loop, the loop de loop, so to speak, the actual time line, someone must have theorised that we might all be in a time loop, otherwise you can change the loop because the smallest things have the widest implications. 

This is why I find time fascinating and how tiny, miniscule irrelevances can prove why it - time travel - can't happen, but if it could happen I can't understand why they want to take the word chobli out of existence. I can see that the moment Denver and I originally met was made not to happen, my residual memories are: weird name, Lennon glasses, writing a book at 11. I can't remember much else, I'm sure I asked him where he got such a fab name from and I'm sure he told me but... that might be my altered memory playing tricks on me. Maybe I didn't leave an impression on him or he had a stroke or did loads of drugs or is a recovering alcoholic driven to drink because he knew me. Maybe he's lying because he couldn't stand me as a kid and he expects adult me is going to be just as bad?

Or maybe it's a person from the future coming back in time and inadvertently giving someone a cold in 1973 which means they never meet the person they're going to have children with... But, you see that alone would cause too many ripples. It's like that Marvel film Avengers: Endgame where Steve Rogers decides to go back into the past and spend the rest of his life with the woman he loves in a time he doesn't belong in. That's a wonderful happy ending for him, but what about Peggy Carter's future husband or how that would affect the establishment of SHIELD or anything else she was involved with? Everything about that is wrong because as far as we know we're not a multiverse in real life, so people would cease to exist. 

There is nothing you can do physically in the past that wouldn't have consequences; however that's not to say you couldn't transfer a consciousness. If you could do that then you perhaps overcome the paradoxes, but it's unlikely. Plus there's another important element, the idea that someone could be in the future coming back in time and changing things can't happen, because that would make now the past and as I stated earlier the past doesn't exist. Existence is a now thing. The future is a blank canvas; it's been sketched out but generally it's blank; plus can you imagine the number of variables at play and the admission that there is a fate or a destiny, which there isn't because life and existence is chaos, we just strive for some semblance of order.

So, while I love the idea of time travel - I've been working on a story for seven years now about a man who lives in Cambridge discovering a time machine and deciding he's going to travel back in time and prevent the madness and eventual death of Syd Barrett - I do regard myself as a bit of an expert, which, of course, is impossible because time travel is an impossibility, so I'm a bit knowledgeable about time travel in films, TV and literature than the eight month old baby of your cousin in Frinton, who might not exist now but probably will at some point in the future. Or not. 

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